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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 49 points 3 days ago

Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞

[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

o7

This is why we need to save the bees.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 311 points 4 days ago
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[-] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[-] Octavio@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Great news.

The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.

#BeesLivesMatter

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 410 points 4 days ago
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[-] philpo@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago

The question I ask myself is: You have that much money,you have a private jet on standby, a large security detail.

And none fucking thought about getting competent medical team or at least a fucking competent paramedic? I mean....I am generally unsympathetic amongst almost all billionaires, but as someone who has literally done VIP escorts as a critical care paramedic I wonder who fucked up that much.(But these were all "old wealth" and actually were not billionaires. And tbh they treated us with more respect than most members of the public do-that gives them at least some plus point)

It's not like Airway obstruction nor anaphylaxis is untreatable/isn't absolutely manageable if caught early.

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

It's on the front page of GoFundBee!

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 326 points 4 days ago

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 4 days ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

Nature is healing.

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

The world's poor..."Release the Bees!".

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 143 points 4 days ago

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 241 points 4 days ago

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 167 points 4 days ago

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 82 points 4 days ago

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 66 points 4 days ago
[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 4 days ago

If so, we have another job for it

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[-] bizza@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago
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[-] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

The more we have animals exhibiting human behaviors, on top of whales & bees straight up attacking billionaires, the easier it is to believe in a collective subconscious.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, I'm sure his assets will be distributed among the poor and starving people in the world.

Right?

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[-] asg101 73 points 4 days ago

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

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[-] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

keeping all that money didn't bring more security in this regard

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 22 points 3 days ago

Frankly his lavish lifestyle of bee eating was, in retrospect, not a good idea.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 36 points 4 days ago

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 96 points 4 days ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

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[-] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago
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[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Sic semper apiaster

[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 88 points 4 days ago

Bee the change you want to see.

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[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 49 points 4 days ago

Luigi the Bee.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 44 points 4 days ago

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

BEES! GET YOUR BEES HERE! SPICY FLIES, ALL DAY LONG. GET YOUR BEES HERE!

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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 days ago
[-] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 71 points 4 days ago

Oh. Anyway.

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