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[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 412 points 1 month ago
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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 326 points 1 month ago

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 1 month ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 311 points 1 month ago
[-] Chozo@fedia.io 241 points 1 month ago

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 167 points 1 month ago

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 82 points 1 month ago

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 143 points 1 month ago

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

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[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 88 points 1 month ago

Bee the change you want to see.

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[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[-] asg101 73 points 1 month ago

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Long live the Queen

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago
[-] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 71 points 1 month ago

Oh. Anyway.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 month ago
[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

If so, we have another job for it

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[-] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago
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[-] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor bee didn't deserve that...

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 month ago

Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago

Luigi the Bee.

[-] spykee@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[-] Octavio@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[-] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

[-] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago
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[-] p3n@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.

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[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Great news.

The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.

#BeesLivesMatter

[-] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Like most folks here, my only concern is for the bee.

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[-] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 28 points 1 month ago

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[-] meejle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Poor bee 😔

[-] ef9357@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Finally, some good news.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

Nature is healing.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

I think I would prefer the submarine to this.

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[-] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Bee bro is the avatar of karma.

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[-] Necroscope0@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Hahahaha. Good.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?

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