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Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we're doing it wrong.

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[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 2 years ago

Sitting is 10 times better. Easier to pee, no need to aim, no splash so you don't fuck up the bathroom. But I'd use a urinal over any toilet when I'm outside because 1) it's faster 2) I don't want to sit down on a common toilet).

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

If all you touched was the outside of your outerpants and the waistband of your unders, there's no need to wash your hands either!

[-] Urbanfox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Total agreement with this guy as long as I don't need to touch any door handles.

Alas, I'm female so that's pretty much never.

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[-] TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca 85 points 2 years ago

We conclude that the sitting posture is the best position for men with urination problems, e.g. due to an enlarged prostate to urinate in, whereas no difference was found in healthy men

Buried near the bottom. Clickbait headline.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

I'm waiting for the StandUp to Poo study

[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, a study that compares the benefits of using a toilet vs the benefits of pooping the way East Asians traditionally do (a "hole" on the ground).

[-] taldennz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago

And if I recall, the results were that squatting is actually better at lining up all of the anatomy for least effort in evacuation. As a result there was a suggestion of a lower incidence of haemorrhoids.

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[-] Franzia 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm a woman now and technically, they didn't say it's wrong for a woman to stand while she pees.

Oops this is Men's Liberation. Sorry. Back to lurking. Good luck, men.

[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 years ago

The title should be prepended with the word: Older. Sitting to pee is better for men with prostate issues.

[-] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I regularly sit down to pee because the toilet in my van has a divider which diverts all the solids to the back and the liquids to a storage tank in the front. Good to know it's also healthy for my prostate.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My bathroom is carpeted. I've sat to pee for years, and now default to it everywhere. Plus, fewer issues with drippage.

[-] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

My problem is that I drip when I stand up even after I'm "finished". It feels easier to get every last drop out when I stand up.

Also, I could never have carpet in my bathroom. That just sounds like a breeding ground for mold and mildew just from the humidity of showering even if you are sitting down to avoid sprinkling droplets of pee everywhere.

[-] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Protip: when you're done, doesn't matter sitting or standing, push on your taint. It often helps clear the plumbing and prevents dripping. Was a life changer when I found that trick.

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[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago

I think an elongated seat/toilet makes sitting down much easier and more comfortable. Round seats/toilets really suck for a man.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Round seats are best because you can tuck your willy under the seat and there's no chance of it popping up. Also the cool ceramic underside of the toilet seat helps stimulate urine flow

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[-] ADHDefy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

In public I use the urinal or sit down. At home I sit down. Sometimes peeing makes me want to shit anyway even if I wasn't planning to originally.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I just enjoy the short break! If I start stressing myself while peeing, where do I stop?!

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[-] ZugZug@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Could always just get a litter box. Way more convenient.

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

I don't even sit when I shit

[-] gapbetweenus@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I'm in a hurry I stand, when I'm chill I sit down - obviously not in public restrooms.

Also German insider: you will find passive aggressive signs for people to sit down to pee in quite some homes.

[-] KaiReeve@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Damn sitzpinklers and their elitist signage

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

In America if you sit to pee, your dick touches the water

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Long dick daddy from Cincinnati

[-] Numberone@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah...totally...hate it when that happens😒

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I hate when I need to shit in public and can't find a toilet without actual excrement on the seat. No way in hell am I enduring that just to piss.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I mean just use a diaper and you can sit to pee anywhere!

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

When in your own home, just do it the way god intended: kneeling. (it's really quite nice)

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

My sons were toilet trained by their daycare, for which I am eternally grateful. But they taught my boys to pee standing up, which they probably won't give up until they get phones.

Their accuracy is 95% at best.

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Sitting prevents the smartphone from falling into the toilet.

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