Coconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
So coconuts are cows.
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.
I don't need a machete to milk a cow
This is news to me.
Oh well
Oh?
Speak for yourself.
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
.... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows
I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....
Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
There it is!
live birth?
presence of boobs
check out that pair of coconuts
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
What also floats in water?
Wood!
Cherries!
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
a duck!
Warm... blood?
https://explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
I… don’t know.
Seeds are equivalent to eggs
Do coconuts come from seeds?
Coconuts are seeds
Are seeds birthed, or do they come from seeds?
Seeds come from RNGesus.
Nah, pretty sure that seeds come from good pirates 🤷
Of course not, they're marsupials
If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
Hmmm, very mammilian...
Incorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.
Eww hairy milk
Migrates...
It's missing from the official list, though 🤔
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
I am convinced
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