I would understand if he ran away. Not because you're a nerd, but because of the wooden computer
5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.
4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.
As a man who doesn't use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?
In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I've never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.
Which 4th May is this from? Because if it's from 2007 then that's a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it's from last month then I really hope he's only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.
ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.
Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn't launch until March 2009. And I don't know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don't remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.
Edit: nice dick tho
I mean it's from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing
Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?
Cretaceous period intensifies
That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram
This is just being poor
5400RPM?!
Ghosted.
It's energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it's romantic because it takes longer 🥺
I wouldn't have gotten that far. That utter savage can't even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.
Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays
Buddy I have less than that I'm so fukken done... I'm bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc...
5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes
Unless it's circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy
It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.
Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.
Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.
The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.
needle dick then
You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch
That is implied.
The Arch is slightly to the left.
...what year is this???
Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.
Look, we all exaggerate a lil' bit on dating apps.
Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.
That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.
I have several 500gb hdd's. I've never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD's. If they did exist, I'd suspect they were either IDE or SAS.
I know you're supposed to say size doesn't matter and I don't want to be mean, but really... 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣
The PC... 🤏
In its hay day I would have killed for that.
P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say "have gotten killed for that". Yet again, I'm the victim.
Yea I hate when I got killed for something and then right a message about it.
But what's the radius of the balls?
Intel
Okay off to a bad start.
Core 2 Duo
Ok boomer.
Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please
~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.
bro just shoved the tape into his pants and accidentally measured his thigh
Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?
And they say romance is dead
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