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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 100 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you have male genitalia, at least wear a kynodesmē (NSFW educational link) to stop your junk from flapping.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago

I did not expect the, ahem, instructional images under the “purpose” heading 😅

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 months ago

oh, sorry, I just added a warning.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Haha, no worries! Just caught me off guard

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Looks like a trussed up chicken

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I can’t help but think some guy’s realizing his weird fetish by showing his junk to unsuspecting people on the internet in the name of history education. The visualization is definetely helpful, as otherwise I wouldn’t be able to imagine this, but maybe a drawn image would have been more fitting.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I... Don't know why I went back, but I had to see it for myself. That was... Interesting

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[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago

Modesty and decency demanded that men who showed themselves naked in a public setting, such as athletes or actors, must conceal their glans.

Naturally.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Wh... Why... Why not just wear pants? I know it was ancient times, but didn't they have something? Briefs, a diaper? Anything seems better than stripping your dick to your neck.

[-] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 19 points 2 months ago

Now we have elastics and stretchy fabric. I guess it was more difficult to have a firm and comfortable hold with loose fabric.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

I mean they have a string right there. Just loop that around over your hips to keep them up

[-] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Nah bro it’s better to lynch your dick for several hours while doing intense athletics. Trust me bro.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Rofl but I think you're onto something. It had to be either a kink or aesthetic thing.

[-] match@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago
[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago

Letting out your kynodesmē after a long sunny day of wrestling with the boys. 😩

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

They were naked when practicing athletics. I don't know if it was a cultural thing or an actual lack of good options for sportswear, but I'll bet you can find out with 5 minutes of searching online. My bet is it was just a cultural thing.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I guess, when you have to make all your own clothes from scratch by hand, the advantage becomes apparent. People without armor also fought naked in battles. Understandable if you need to handwash and mend your clothes.

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[-] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Kynodesmē Senpai!!!

(Sorry...)

[-] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago

foreskin is clothes i guess

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This reminds me of a time when I was drunk, and said to my mate "Hey, wanna go run naked on the streets?" and he said "obviously". So we were running naked in the middle of the night back and forward along the street, and another mate looks out the window, shakes his head and says "you idiots, without me?". And he also stripped naked, jumped out of the window and joined us. Good times.

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago

Honestly with how much I sweat while running I wish I could run naked somewhere

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

So, running. Got it.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

What? Tech? Who cares. Why do we do this to ourselves ? Just get out and do something. Don’t over think it. Don’t make it worse with pointless guilt trips that really don’t add anything to the end goal. Wear a watch, or don’t… and I don’t care if you double back to get one just cuz you want or need it. That shouldn’t be the thing here. You do it the way you need to.

just so long as you’re getting outside and looking after yourself. That’s the goal here.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 43 points 2 months ago

I had a similar problem with a cafe bar doing a "Bottomless Brunch".

Anyway, it turns out it's some weird, trendy new phrase for "all-you-can-eat" or "buffet".

It is not in any way along the same lines as a "Topless Beach".

[-] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I thought bottemless brunch was a socially acceptable way to get shitfaced before noon on free drinks.

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

I played naked frisbee on the front lawn of my college once. I thought it would be effortless but in fact it's extremely painful to have your nuts bouncing around unsupported like that. But I kept at it until the Dean of Students came up to me and asked me to put my clothes back on because it was prospective weekend and there were a bunch of high school students with their parents standing off to one side. I thought I was accurately representing what the college was all about but he thought otherwise.

I felt bad years later when I found out the Dean's brother had been murdered in Mississippi during the civil rights era (they even made a Hollywood movie about this incident). He must have felt great knowing his brother had been killed fighting for black people, and he was busy making stupid white boys put their pants back on.

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[-] Ferretyfever0 36 points 2 months ago

Hope this guy hasn't been rawdogging his flights.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago

All top results on DuckDuckGo for naked running are about the literal meaning of it. Is it actually used as a term for tech-free (but clothed) running? Press X to doubt.

I'd call it "rawdog running" if anything, but that doesn't sound right either.

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I'd say it's more like unplugged running…wait a minute…

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[-] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Running without music is so boring. I get tired quicker.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I always run without music! I love the mindfulness of just being aware of my surroundings!

I guess this would very much depend on where you run, though. I would never run on a treadmill without music or a podcast, and running next to traffic would probably also be bad without listening to something.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Basically the reason Eye Of The Tiger was written and recorded.

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

So... running

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Im old enough to remember when "naked running" meant Streaking. There was even a hit song about it back in the 70s.

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[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I've never run with music. It appears to me, to be a pretty dangerous activity in an urban environment. I've had a few near misses 'naked'. Music while running has never really interested me anyway. I'm 55 so maybe that's why...

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Music really helps with interval running ( If that's the correct word, I have English as second language), just load up a playlist with fitting tempos and then just follow the rhythm.

I prefer to hear the sounds of nature though, but not all live as rural as I

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

That's just how we did it before mp3 players

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I remember portable cassette players and some mad people running with those.

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[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Gotta raw dog your run or you're cooked. Dead ass.

I hate the current slang trends.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Skibidi jogging

[-] save_the_humans@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

They do a naked run every semester at Berkeley the week before finals. Its called dead week, where there's no classes, and its a time for students to cram for their exams, or, you know, run naked around campus.

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 2 months ago

Where did he expect to keep the tech devices while naked?

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Inexperienced here, but after a certain age, the flopping and bouncing around becomes problematic.

For all sexes.

[-] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Back in my day we just called this "running"

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