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[-] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

If temperature was permanently -50 °C water would be a good building material.

[-] gay_sex@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

In the middle I was thinking "Woah, 4 MJ/m^3? That's nearly the same as water!"

You got me, xD

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 259 points 1 week ago

Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 167 points 1 week ago
[-] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 129 points 1 week ago

Pure water isn't a good electrical conductor.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 85 points 1 week ago

Better than pure water for sure.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 56 points 1 week ago
[-] gay_sex@mander.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

hydrogen hydroxide

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 42 points 1 week ago

Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 35 points 1 week ago

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I drank water once and now I'm dying.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 23 points 1 week ago

Still, you're doing remarkably well for only having drunk water once.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

dying of thirst?

[-] sga@lemmings.world 7 points 1 week ago

they all are chronically ill, they will die, just in some time

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

it takes time, it is a slow poison.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 1 week ago

it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

especially if it is ultrapure water.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago

Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

[-] sga@lemmings.world 28 points 1 week ago

you are not adding enough water, add more

[-] ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I've always hated "incompressible" when talking about fluids. It's just shorthand for: doesn't compress much under pressure.

In engineering unless you're dealing with insane pressures, when something is "incompressible", assuming it is is good enough.

But it's still misleading so I don't like it haha

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[-] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 week ago

The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

[-] LadyMeow 24 points 1 week ago

Best I got is heavy water….

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Only 60 calories!

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

universal solvent

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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[-] sga@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] kubica@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Be water my friend.

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