hey guys its me, jesus, the messiah reborn as a joe shmoe that nobody listens to.
the gays are cool, modern christians do not follow my teachings. they are worshippers of an anti christ. and use my name in vain to carry out his will.
alright, back to playing helldivers 2, at least i might help save "super earth" while i wait for the apocolypse to destroy this one. good luck and be kind while you can!