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[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Yubaba vibes

[-] FundMECFSResearch 3 points 6 days ago
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[-] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Like Ging did to Wdwune in HxH

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 131 points 1 week ago

The names don't have obvious meaning in English but they did in their original languages. Simon is a Hebrew name from the torah and means "he who hears". Peter comes from Petros, the Greek translation of Cephas, the original Aramaic name Jesus gave him and means "rock". So Jesus gave a Jewish guy with a Hebrew name an Aramaic (nick)name because Jesus saw him as the rock (foundation) of his church.

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Now everything make sense. In spanish, "Peter" is "Pedro", that sounds like "Piedra", that means "Rock"

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 78 points 1 week ago
[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago

Pretty much this. Cults isolate you as their first step. Anything that can be used to make you feel beholden to them, or "fresh/new". They make you think your parents are the enemy, and convince you that your real "family" is inside the cult.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Had a friend in college who wiped out repeatedly - stumbling down stairs, walking into trees while talking, stepping on his own feet - all through freshman year.

Everyone started calling him "Trip".

Which, I guess, implied he'd joined a Cult?

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Paul's is the funniest because he only got one letter changed from "Saul," even though he had used to be the biggest menace. He was a Christian hunter. Not like a professional one, more like McCarthyism but against Christians.

Saul was a perfect example of sin, and Jesus said, "Let's switch that 'S with a P, and he's all good. '"

(Please don't hurt me, I'm joking)

Edit: Wait, my bad. Jesus changed his Roman name, "Paul" to "Saul," (which was Paul's, Jewish name), and after Jesus died, when Paul moved to Rome, he went by "Paul" again. That's also right before he was imprisoned and executed and where he'd write parts of the N.T.

I had to double-check everything, lol. That felt like the mendala effect. It turned out he also spent some time in the Bahamas dreaming about some guy named Yosef.

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

A Christian hunter? Before Christianity existed? What?

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I think you're getting your timeline mixed up. Paul converted to Christianity some time after Jesus died and quickly became a leader in the early church due to his prolific letter writing, with letters on all aspects of Christian life. Many of these letters (and a few that modern scholars believe are from people pretending to be Paul) ended up getting included into the New Testament as scripture because they were so popular and influential on early Christianity. However, these did not invent Christianity. All of these letters are to Christian communities that already existed in Paul's own time, and a few of them mention how he used to persecute Christians because he was a hardcore Jew and thought they were corrupting Judaism.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of the apostles saw Jesus. That's what makes them apostles. I think your timeline is off. Paul was there after the crucifixion and witnessed the ascension. He was also a disciple, which means he followed Jesus when he was alive. (Judas is the only disciple who's not an apostle)

"Jesus called him "Saul, Saul"[38] in "the Hebrew tongue" in the Acts of the Apostles, when he had the vision which led to his conversion on the road to Damascus.[39]"

They met on a road.

After Jesus died, he traveled to Rome to spread the word, where he was beheaded. I believe that's also where Peter died by inverted crucifixion.

At least that's the biblical canon.

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I always thought the timeline was really confusing. That was the narrative we were taught in church. He persecuted early followers.

"According to the Acts, Paul lived as a Pharisee and participated in the persecution of early disciples of Jesus, possibly Hellenised diaspora Jews converted to Christianity,[12] in the area of Jerusalem, before his conversion.[note 1]"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Apostle

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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Even in the Bible they people with deadnames.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

you tend to do that when you and your buddies are up to street crime

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent meal of loaves and fishes?

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

taking multiple roman soldiers' equipment a mile down the road, destruction of money lender property, theft of grain

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The destruction of the money lenders property and the theft of grain were justified imo

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

as well as fucking with roman military logistics. i support all three of the things i listed

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not to mention destroying the local bread, fish, and wine economy.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining a Reservoir Dogs scene playing out about the names.

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

It worked on Muhammad Ali too

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