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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ragyo Kiryuin definitely has one of the best personal themes in all of anime https://youtu.be/6M1UU53Y4LE

Damn, now I need to rewatch Kill la Kill

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Blumenkranz hell yeah.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Replied to a comment instead of the thread like an idiot. Ignore me

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Power Word: Heel (turns the target evil)

Firebald (flames burn off the hair of all targets within the AOE but do no further damage)

Healing Wood (repairs damage to doors and furniture)

Eldritch Dolt (a magical idiot shows up and tries to tackle the target)

Misty Stop (allows you to teleport yourself to where you currently are)

Rage Armor (increases your AC but makes you too angry to cast spells)

Banding (see MtG rules, section 702.22)

Wash (look, the barbarian needs it and he's not gonna do it himself)

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Healing Wood

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sure... Repairs damage to doors and furniture...

[-] voxthefox 13 points 2 weeks ago

Pf2e's new name for magic missile is shardstorm.. ripe for the picking with this item

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait to shred a mother fucker with pieces of broken pottery!

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago
  • Fold person
  • Tenser's floating dick
  • Feather fail
  • Magic band
  • Magic sand
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I would like to buy like.... 30 scrolls of Tenser's Floating Dick please.

[-] Derpykat5@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 weeks ago

You check the label and realize it actually says "Tenser's floating Dikc", but the salesman is already gone.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

Hex -> Sex

Bane -> Bone

Power Word: Heal -> Head

Slow -> Plow

Longstrider - Dongstrider?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just realized that it bothers me that Slow and Plow don't rhyme.

[-] BearGun@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 weeks ago

At first glance the English language may seem reasonable, though through tough thorough thought it can be found that it is anything but.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Damn I thought the same thing

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why is it not Grammarmancy?

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's the light I was born in.

[-] Brutticus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

So no joke, our DM gave us this, only it was a dagger called the Rule Breaker. I cast Summon Mage, and summoned a wizard from a completely unconnected campaign.

Cause Fear -> Cause Bear

this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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