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Habeas corpus has only been around as a legal concept for almost 900 years, how can you expect her to keep up with such fast-paced changes?
She's got Salvadorean prisons to be, puppies to shoot, staff members to fuck
These two administrations have been some of the trashiest people. It's like the capitalist class doesn't care anymore. They want chaos in the arena of governance, so they can spread their genocide world wide as we are at the bottom struggling with the bare essentials. I think there just hasn't been any human progress and the results of today is a failed liberalism which gave rise to a fascist government. This was always gonna be the case. The book of history never closes. The Cold War never ended. And it wasn't about communism. I focus on Trump's inner circle. It's like his administration is, give me money, and I might let you do things. And those things might be throw shit on the wall and see if it sticks. A very, very, very clumsy application. But finesse is not his forte.
Staff members to fuck? What did I miss now?
Probably the allegations she had an affair with Trump aide Corey Lewandowski. As we all know, family values is when you cheat on your husband.
That article really buried the lede. Lewandowski bragged to a lady he was trying to get with that he has killed people before, and described two separate instances of stabbing people.
I'll say this for her: She clearly doesn't skip the gym. I had no idea Noem was jacked.
None of us are old and gross enough to be invited.
Speak for yourself!
That's solid contempt
Being stupid isn't contempt of court.
He's looking at her with solid contempt.
You thought I was bringing charges?
Yeah, I misread. Sorry.
It's good, don't let dumb internet dog piling get to you.
They're in court?
This just makes me want to take her deposition. What does due process mean? Why is it important?
What does it mean to balance a budget?
What is the median annual salary of an American?
If you make the federal minimum wage, how many hours per week do you have to work to make the average rent? How many hours are there in a week?
Should you shoot a dog if you're too incompetent to train it?
Make her pass a citizenship test.
It would be pretty easy for her, considering that she already has the answer key.
but, can she read the answer key?
She's got people for that.
Why would I want a man who looks at me with such utter, naked contempt and disgust?
Because you’d know you’ve earned it.
Be her and that's how every human with an ounce of dignity will look at you
At least you'd know you didn't surround yourself with yes-men, I guess.
If we’re following the letter of the title, that dude isn’t looking at me at all while she shits out of her mouth. He’s trying to telekinetically make her bleed from her ears with the power of disgust.
I could tolerate a guy that hangs around me and just absolutely expresses raw unfiltered hate at the stupid bullshit others say. Heck, becoming known as the guy with an entourage that projects menace toward stupidity might actually make my existence more peaceful.
Some people are turned on by the darker side or puppy play.
No kink shaming.
Eh, from personal experience you don’t want to do kink with someone who genuinely hates you.
I probably wouldn't engage in puppy play with Kristi Noem.
"Wait a minute... I don't think her getting hired for this position was merit-based like she told me it was..."
granted...she is also publicly having an affair with a trump aid so there's that...too. "Hey honey it would look good if you made an appearance at these senate hearings to support me publicly and show a united front. No, not like that."
I didn’t know about this until your comment, but holy fuck. It appears they’ve been having an affair since at least 2020.
No wonder her husband hates her.
That's the same expression Homelander has in that meme.
That is a face that very clearly says: *What a dumb bitch."
He is clearly suffering from not heeding the sage advice- “Don’t put your dick in crazy”.
mrw someone says AI makes art more accessible.
The fuck makes her "Honorable", exactly?
The way I read, it just calls he a "Hon".
The level of bullshit she can spew
It’s their safe word.
her*
this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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