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submitted 3 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because of the pastryarchy.

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[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 days ago

...there are sugar babies, sugar mamas, and sugar daddies...

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

slow clap

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 3 days ago

Have a decisive breakfast. Don't waffle.

[-] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Stay with your stans, don't flip flop or waffle

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

10/10

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Rock tarts!

[-] tatann@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

In France, that would be a "mom tarte" 🥖🧀

this post was submitted on 16 May 2025

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