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Oh god
(sh.itjust.works)
I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀
Roll of toilet paper.
Thankfully just a lip balm...
Too small, it's gonna get lost.
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
a wall
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Oh no it's my dog!
Air purifier....
an acoustic guitar. just shoot me...
A double width bus chair
Fuck
I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
Floor to ceiling window…
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
Computer 👀
A chair..
4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
My husband? Normal day.
My wife is on my left, it's going to be interesting
Well looks like u got the best option
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I'm in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it's at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
Poor cat
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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Holy mackerel, it's the house!
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
I was leaning against this when I opened the post:
Just be glad it doesn't have needles or thorns.
a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
It's a car. RIP
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
Water heater 😮💨
At least it'll be warm?
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