I'm predicting the breaking news story for June 2nd is they find out they're fired.
a real George Bluth Sr. move
Fire Tom, and get your jackass brother out of here.
Tesla must Unionize!
One of the reasons they moved to Texas was to prevent that.
Why? Are Texans stupid?
"Hey Patrick, What am I now?"
"Uh Stupid?"
"No, I'm Texas!"
This SpongeBob joke has lived rent free in my head since I was a literal toddler.
They elect stupid people. Also shitty people. Their labor laws are horribly anti-worker/very pro- company.
Why? There really isn't a path to profitability now. The brand is dead internationally and domestically.
Didn't Trump's tariffs remove the unfair advantage of foreign cars so now superior US-made cars dominate the free market because they're the best?
And Tesla's cars, with their Full Self Driving™ technology are literally 20 years ahead of the competition, so why aren't people buying them??
I don't understand!
Don't forget the robust repair network Tesla provides.
And their amazing price to value!
I think the answer is over there somewhere.
Now THAT is how much power musk has! Destroying a huge ev brand with only one arm gesture! /s
I've been arguing the Q1 result was cooked already from day 1 they came out. The actual result is probably way worse. One of the reasons is that Tesla has been producing way to many cars, and the cars on stock are overvalued to push the deficit into the future. Where they probably hope to camouflage the loss in other ways.
But competition is intensifying, and Tesla is already at a very low margin on each car sold. Increased competition is at a point where Tesla will have to sell cars at a deficit. While at the same time write off value on stock. Or alternatively lose even more marketshare.
The glory days where Tesla had the highest margin per car sold in the industry are long gone.
This is just how Musk makes an organization “efficient”.
Cut to tomorrow's video of him carrying out their staff lockers to sell on Facebook Marketplace for $45
Yea pretty obvious. I need a car and Tesla would be a good choice if that fucking asshole didn’t own it.
Same. They sent me a survey for owning my 3 for so long. In the survey I pretty much gave the car good reviews. Then it asked me if I would buy another and pretty much stated I would not buy another tesla if Elon musk is part of the company. I doubt anyone reads the surveys but hey here’s to hoping. 🗿
You've contributed to the word cloud, thats all you need
Good choice? They keep bait and switching their own features, and their QC is garbage. Take Elon out of the equation and I still won't buy their early access version of a car. I'm tired of companies treating end consumers as their play testers.
On top of that they're all privacy nightmares
The workers, who are paid hourly, were told they could either take paid time off or come in for cleaning and training but would not be working on the production line.
I mean, you'd be stupid to not come in, right? Who wants an involuntary unpaid vacation?
I've done it before. When we were working 64 hour weeks? Fuck yeah I'm taking that time off. It also said they could use PTO. The thing is, everywhere I've ever worked, there was never just "one week" of it off. It's like one week every 4-6 weeks as it's slowing down. Hell, I'm on one now. It's basically to avoid layoffs and losing experienced workers.
Also, when you get a week off like that, it's considered a layoff. So you can apply for unemployment for that time. If you keep calling in and reporting your working hours during the time that you're back, you don't have to refile for the next time it happens. Which will happen again in a couple weeks/months. The weird thing to me is that this is being reported on. It happens all the time, it could be for inventory adjustment, or because they're having problems procuring parts due to tariffs. Or retooling/maintenance.
My point is, this doesn't mean a whole lot as of yet. If it happens several more times over the coming months, then that means something. Especially since the stock isn't going down like it was.
Definitely because no one's buying them. Elon is not generous with time off.
Looks like they arent paying their workers for the time either. Sounds like things are going really well there. I wonder if the workers who fall below 32 hours per week will get their full time benefits (like health care) cut. I'd bet yes.
The article says it is paid....
Edit: TIL that PTO means different in the US. Thanks for the explanations and downvotes 👍
The workers, who are paid hourly, were told they could either take paid time off or come in for cleaning and training but would not be working on the production line.
That wording is ambiguous, but given the alternative is "come in and do cleaning" my guess is "take paid time off" means workers have to burn their own vacation time if they don't want to lose money. Otherwise, who in their right mind would volunteer to work if the company is offering paid furlough?
Yeah they're not getting paid. I've been in a similar situation.
Also "give my employees paid time at home while business is slow" sounds exactly like the kind of magnanimity that Elon lacks.
The article says it is paid…
Yes but in USA words don't mean what they say, they are merely spin on something worse.
It actually means UNPAID time off, in normal human speak, but you can take some of your holiday and get paid for that.
This would of course be illegal in EU and many other places, so an easy mistake to make unless you are brought up with the craziness of USA.
The article says it is paid…
Well, yes and no. I mean, they get a paycheck if they use paid time off, but they'd need to use some of their supply of that, which is going to compete with things like time off for being sick, going on vacation, etc.
Imagine having a set number of days for being sick...
Better not get sick more than usual or you fucked, what a country, the american dream
Maybe one more Trump commercial in front of the white house might break the spell
The beginning of the end
Absolutely, but you could also say that beginning was a year ago, where Tesla sales began to slump.
Remember when we hear about poor sales this year compared to 2024, that 2024 was already a bad year for Tesla!
It was probably when their "founder" did two Nazi salutes on stage at the inauguration of the President of the United States.
Well shit, I pretty much forgot about them during all of this.
Are they not quitting in mass yet?
The job market in Austin is shit right now. Anybody with a soul at Tesla likely can't afford to go job-hunting right now.
Down with Tesla
Tesla will announce their new military grade model that the defense will purchase thousands of cars using tax money.
I mean, maybe that's a good thing for any future resistance movement? The powers that be using highly flammable / explosive, unreliable, piece of shit glued together trucks that can't handle a carwash.
Why are the humans cleaning. I thought Elon was building human robots to do that
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