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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 121 points 4 weeks ago
[-] z500@startrek.website 64 points 4 weeks ago

Where we're going we won't need fingernails

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 42 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago

You joke, but I'm missing a nail on one of my big toes and it's so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone.

...not so sure about fingernails though. They're pretty useful for picking things up or praying things open.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

The perfect hand doesn't ex-

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I did until like a week ago.

I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.

What I did:

  • Bought some Nails Inc Cuticle Oil (I am male, but it works). You just add a bit and rub it in. I now use this most days and definitely after climbing.
  • I know that with a poor diet I am likely missing vitamins as some of my nails had lines down them. I take a cheap multi vitamin everyday.
  • I am conscious to drink more water, although I already drink 2-3liter a day.
  • I am making plans to improve my eating habits as I get decision fatigue and really just don’t eat enough. Think I’ve been alive too long that food is just meh at this point. But I went climbing yesterday on hardly anything and felt incredibly sick.

My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

I'm positive 95% of your results came just from drinking more water. when your hands look like the picture, it's almost definitely because you're chronically dehydrated.

I am not so sure. As I said in the post I drink a lot of water.

So I wake up and have a cup of tea and for evening meal I have a can of Pepsi. Everything else in the day is just water and never less than 1.5 litres.

For me at least I think it was the climbing chalk and poor eating habits so lacking vitamins. I guess I’ll never truly know and it’s good advice to be hydrated.

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[-] aubertlone@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

You gave me fairly panic with that nail lines constant and I just had to go look it up.

No, nails having lines going down them is not necessarily a sign of vitamin deficiency. Turns out that the majority of the time it's completely harmless and a sign of aging. Both index fingers and my right middle finger have a very faint dark line going from cuticle tip.

Your mileage may vary, IDK about your personal diet etc. just wanted to chime in about the nails thing

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago

This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 59 points 4 weeks ago

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You're thinking of melinoma

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 54 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy

[-] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 50 points 4 weeks ago

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

[-] sickday@fedia.io 46 points 4 weeks ago

Melania is what turns people orange. You're thinking of mitochondria

[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 39 points 4 weeks ago

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, you're thinking of Mephistopheles

[-] protist@mander.xyz 22 points 4 weeks ago

Mephistopheles is Hell's Messenger, you're thinking of malaria

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 weeks ago

Malaria is a mosquito-borne pathogen. You're thinking of maltodextrin.

[-] vibraniumdroid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Maltodextrin is a highly processed, white powder carbohydrate derived from starches. You're thinking of Malenia, Blade of Miquella.

[-] pitaya@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Malenia is a Elden Ring character. You're thinking of megakaryocytopoiesis

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.

You're thinking of The Moops.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 12 points 4 weeks ago

Guys clearly you’re all thinking of the pasta sauce, Marijuana

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[-] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago
[-] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

This isn't reddit: malicious

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fuck you.

Just fuck you and quit attacking me

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 weeks ago

Moisturizer

Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

I've worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles ..... it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals ... which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it's worse in the dry cold air.

So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I've tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn't need help .... but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don't care what anyone says about it.

I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Pain relief O'Keefes. Stuff is miracles.

Am electrician, I carve my hands up all the time.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

I tried a bunch of them including O'Keefes but I'm allergic to something and I've had the skin on my hands break out in blisters. I can abuse them with motor oil and auto chemicals but if some weird skin lotion ingredient gets into a crack in my skin, my skin literally just starts to break down for some reason.

Cetaphil is the only one I've found that doesn't have any weird ingredients .... it was recommended by the dermatologist that treated me during a really bad break out. Haven't had a problem since.

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[-] digger@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 weeks ago

I'm not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

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[-] leonjhm7788@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 4 weeks ago

Interesting how much people don't understand. So for u normies, non autistic people here: NO , the skin doesn't get like that by its own, it's not moisture, cream or anything, it's just we can't stop messing with our thingers and constantly damage the border of nails like that.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 weeks ago

just to be clear: not all autistic people do this

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[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 4 weeks ago

Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

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[-] crawlspace@lemm.ee 12 points 4 weeks ago

How did you get that photo of my hand?

[-] brezel@piefed.social 11 points 4 weeks ago
[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 4 weeks ago

Have you tried going to a doctor to see what is wrong? PPE if you work somewhere hazardous? Moisturizing if you're somewhere very dry?

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Guys, they got Mouselemming

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

Augh, I'm okay but so embarrassed!

Just gonna add, you can use a stick of lip balm on cuticles!

[-] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago

Why did I get in this thread 😨

[-] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 8 points 4 weeks ago

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

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[-] Korrok 8 points 4 weeks ago

Since I can remember. Why does this happen?

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[-] Yukily@jlai.lu 8 points 4 weeks ago

The story of my life...

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

No! Never! What the hell causes that? Is it a dry skin thing? Looks painful and disturbing.

[-] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Compulsive skin picking. I wish I could stop, but I can't.

[-] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

For me it is biting and chewing the skin around.

When it bleeds I also drink the blood.

Yes, I'm a vampiric who selfcanibalizes myself.

One day I will evolve to Ouroboros

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