If it has no identifiable information the police won't be able to return it.

Like someone else said, the best way to get it back to its owner is to set up signs saying that you've found "something" and that if someone has lost anything in the park around certain date to contact you.

If after a few weeks you haven't found the owner just let the kid pocket it.

We are not old, we are retro

I just got a 3 day ban. Here I am allowed to say that CEO assassination is basically self defense, right?

I might be too autistic to care about the prejudices other people might have about the urls

I misread this as "this country has always been ruled by the lich".

And yeah, tbh, yeah.

A friend once invited me to go watch a movie with her and a couple friends. When I arrived she told me that the others couldn't make it and she offered me a cocktail. I accepted, watched the movie (on opposite ends of the sofa) and went home. A couple months later I found out that the others were never invited.

This might be more her fault than mine, though.

41°C sounds terrifying to me

Why would you need centimeter-level accuracy?

Me using my scratched teflon pans.

I use ublock AND pay for... Nebula.

Don't date him if he doesn't run TempleOS.

It's so weird of Rowling to call her a man, considering they have a similar face structure.