Screw it I'm joining the Mont Carmelonian Christians led by their child Pope Augustine to fight against the Roman Catholics
Uhoh, both Pope and Antipope are from Chicago, this one's gonna be bloody.
both Pope and Antipope are from Chicago
It's deep dish vs tavern style. Bets are open.
Wait, why didn't they declare trump as pope?
"Because they are WOKE, never Trumpers, who have never been elected president, and have never been crucified so they don't know what it's like to be me, the greatest Christian. Some say that I'm the best. They sometimes come up to me and say, 'Sir, how can I be a better Christian?' You know what I say? 'Eat your vegetables and read the Bible. The Bible!' You know it says some crazy stuff in there. Crazy. You wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't....you know what we need is to teach this in schools but they won't allow that. They won't. The Democrats, they say, that Jesus was woke. Can you believe that?"
Just tell the church they're Cathars. They'll be wiped out before day's end.
Nobody espects the Spanish inquisition!
Wake up, babe. New antipope just dropped.
News flash Vatican releases the Kraken.
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