"there is no arrange by penis option"

What was that called already? Can't remember the name!

In a corporate environment where you care about such things, you really want to disable the functionality of the user setting the background in the operating system, not in a specific application. Otherwise, you're going to have to track down every application that includes this functionality, figure out how to disable it it in that application, and find a way to apply that change to every PC. (Microsoft's Photos app, for example, can set pictures as either background or lock screen.)

Instead of locking down the the ability to set the wallpaper via Firefox, just set a static image as the wallpaper via GPO. A company logo or something. Then it will apply at every restart.

This is reminiscent of an absolute classic video.

If you are not familiar with a story about penis-arranged icons, I recommend giving it a watch.

It sounds far more likely to me that she right-clicked on some image file and picked "Set as desktop background".

I think it's nice if people can set their own background picture. They can put a picture of their pets or family members which lowers the stress.

A better policy would be to hire people who can actually do basic things with the thing they'll be working 8 hours a day with.

When you're working for Heinz, is it a mustard bottle?

Only on laptops with Intel graphics where IT hasn't deactivated the unnecessary utility that comes with them.

My favorite was to screenshot the desktop, set that as the background, then move everything on it to a different folder.

Because you obviously need a shortcut to set a wallpaper lmao.

I used to take a screenshot of the desktop, set it as the wallpaper. Then hide all the desktop icons and set the taskbar to auto hide.

Microsoft removing CTRL - ALT and arrrow to turn the screen is a crime.

They're labeled by type; one of those types happens to just be called "yellow." It's smooth and vinegary. Good on hot dogs and burgers.

No, yellow mustard is the cheap standard stuff. The rest exist in NA too.

Not american, but in america I'm pretty sure mustard is just yellow dye.

French

English

Naming them by the country of origin is almost equally odd to me. You literally mentioned Dijon, which is also French. So wtf is French mustard supposed to mean. There's probably dozens or hundreds of French mustards.

As a mustard lover, heinz isnt even close to the actual worst one, which is the whole foods brand mustard. Its made with apple cider and it is revolting. The best widely available yellow mustard to just grab in a store is plochman's.