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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If anyone is curious, they will fire you if you fabricate this level of education. Lie on your resume? Sure. Totally fabricate education and experience you don't have? Fruad.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

To be fair there’s a whole lot of wealthy people like Trump who bought their degree anyway

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Donors get honors

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago

My unpopular opinion (and I'll eat the downvotes) is that CV fraudsters don't get prosecuted nearly enough.

It's not just faceless billionaire companies you're fucking over, it's the other candidates who actually put in the effort to become competent at the job you lied to get.

I'll never get my head around the popularity of the idea that lying on a CV doesn't make you a liar.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You're not wrong, but I'd want to see more prosecution of job posting lies at the same time. Employers frequently add impossible requirements so they can hire H1Bs instead.

[-] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago

What's the consequences of not lying on your resume? you can't get a good job.

What's the consequences of being caught lying on your resume? you lose your good job.

What's the consequences of not getting caught? You get paid to do the job that didn't require the degree to begin iwth.

The consequences are the same whether or not you do it. The benefits greatly outweigh the risks.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 1 day ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

No one checks. No one questions.

Any Fortune 500 company is going to check, particularly if you're aiming for a job in upper management.

And if you're working a government contract, you're almost certainly going to get a background check for any kind of security clearance.

[-] Gg901@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] seestheday@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Maybe yours doesn’t, but plenty do.

Source: have worked at multiple companies interviewing people who would have been promising candidates, but got bounced during the screening process.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 day ago

And if you're working a government contract, you're almost certainly going to get a background check for any kind of security clearance.

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[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Plenty of jobs outside of Fortune 500 garbage.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is the opening plot to the TV show Community.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago

I thought you have a bachelor's from Columbia?

And now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 223 points 3 days ago

Career pro-tip: Lie on your resume!

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 95 points 3 days ago

It's why I'm stuck in a factory. I just don't have it in me to bullshit/lie. I have a friend who worked his way into his career by saying whatever he needed to say and he makes 3x my salary.

I wish I had no morals or anxiety....

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 71 points 3 days ago

The way I see it is that they're looking to exploit me for as much as they can get, so I have no obligation to treat them with any more respect than that. I don't lie, but I have no problem taking a single instance where I worked next to a couple newbies for an hour and gave them pointers and turning it into "trained and oversaw new hires to ensure proper workflow protocol" on my resume.

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[-] tauren@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago

Some companies do background checks.

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[-] SoleInvictus 15 points 2 days ago

It's true. I finished grad school well over a decade ago, not once has anyone verified my education. They haven't even requested transcripts.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

they wouldn't ask you for your transcripts, they'd contact the university. If they think you faked your resume then it'd be silly to trust you to provide valid transcripts.

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[-] JLock17@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not sure if I want to work for a company that doesn't. That seems incompetent.

Incompetent management is the worst to work for. I can handle people who make bad decisons or assholes, but I can't stand assholes who make bad decisions. Which is probably why I hate myself.

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[-] odelik@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

You don't need to lie on your resume for it to stand out and be impressive.

First, stop listing "duties" and generalized things for the role. As somebody that's done a few hundred interviews, I quickly bin those resumes. I have a good understanding of what a related role's duties are that would make you qualified for a role I'm interviewing for.

Your goal in a resume is to show the hiring team of what you can provide to the team/company if you are brought on board.

What you should do is keep track of you work successes and KPIs and periodically update your resume with those successes and metrics for that role. Got a top performer review status, log it. Increased sales for the department by some % for the year, log it. Delivered a highly complex & valuable project, log it.

If you do the above, I can have a good understanding of what you're actually capable of and how you utilize the skills you have within a role.

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[-] termaxima@programming.dev 89 points 3 days ago

Is anyone gonna tell him that they just check after messaging people ?

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 61 points 3 days ago

We don't check. I don't really care as long as they can do the job. But believing they have a degree is useful for telling clients who specifically sometimes ask about the degrees of the people they'll be working with.

We also don't DM people trying to recruit people tho.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 27 points 2 days ago

But my MSc was fully funded and I got to spend a year in cheap accommodation with subsidised beer, free fibre internet, and local Counter-Strike opponents.

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[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 days ago

He's talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 103 points 3 days ago

Please advise, my landlord won't accept LinkedIn DMs as rent payment.

[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 75 points 3 days ago

fire him; hire a new landlord

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago

i onced followed someone profile on linkein i was with in my las semester almost a decade ago, and he was totally bsing his lab experience, because he told me before hand he dint have much or any lab experience, then every semester i saw him adding 1 years to his resume, then after he added 2 years, he was eventually hired. yea you have to bs your way.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Have you heard the story of Darth Brianna Wu the Wise?

She did that, except people found out later on.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Brianna Wu

Never known anything but I have seen the name. So I've skimmed her Wikipedia just now. So she was harassed during GamerGate. Is Pro-Israel and claims the left is letting down their Jewish allies. Had a few congressional bids.

Oh, I see her with something with Cenk and Rebellion PAC. Not gonna lie, I gave up on Cenk ages ago and it seems things haven't gotten much better for him (especially lately with him and Ana apparently attacking the left?).

I've probably skimmed too fast but what specifically are you referring to? I see she didn't get a full degree from the University of Mississippi.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

A while back on Lemmy, someone mentioned Hassan Piker. I finally got around to looking him up, today. What a wild read! Apparently he's Cenk's nephew.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago

What if I already have a master's but still can't find a job?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 120 points 3 days ago

Just keep adding master's degrees until you get an offer, I guess.

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[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 59 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of out of the box thinking that the team needs right now. Unfortunately, you're fired.

[-] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As with most things, if you are competent, a degree doesn't really matter. The degree is just a shortcut, and even if it's checked it's no guarantee you are otherwise competent. You're expected to have picked up competency during the time you got your degree.

So this probably works if you are otherwise competent, but if you're not it's just going to lead to increased scrutiny (Because hey, you should know these things) and if someone does end up checking up on you it's a great way to get fired with cause. Depending on how tight knit your industry is that can still make things very hard for you.

And of course, once this becomes frequent enough, you'd be surprised how quickly checking will become the norm again.

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