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[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 91 points 3 months ago

He's talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I remember once borrowing a friend's MBA textbook to see what it was all about. I opened to a random page which turned out to be in a chapter on negotiating strategies. There was an offset bit of text that read "your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I mean, the textbook wasn’t wrong…

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It should be DUH rather than MBA. Maybe "Doctorate of Unabashed Hyperbole".

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Had to go find a Table of Contents for an MBA textbook

For this thread start at chapter 18

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

LOL "Leading from the Middle". AKA "Sucking Up and Punching Down".

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Video game loading screen tips but textbook form.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"Shoot the bad guys before they shoot you."

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