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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by JoMiran@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

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[-] BinaryUnit@lemmy.world 3 points 27 minutes ago

Fucking Animals

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 minutes ago

Please fix the title.

[-] Ottoman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Fuck israël ans fuck IDF

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza and laugh about ‘gender reveal’ ‘It’s a boy!’ Israeli soldiers have filmed themselves blowing up a building in Gaza while laughing that the blue smoke resembles a ‘gender reveal’.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 52 points 6 hours ago

Ok, so that was horrifying that they treated it so lightly, but this headline seems slightly inaccurate.

It seems they were not blowing it up for a 'gender reveal', but instead were blowing it up otherwise and something in the building produced blue smoke, and they found the resemblence hilarious.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 hours ago

Al Jazeera must have updated/corrected it. The title of the post was the original headline.

[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Fuck Israel.

[-] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 hours ago

Yo did the jews forget this same shit happened to them? Like multiple times?

Hello?

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

What do you mean exactly?

[-] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

don't mix up the Israeli people and the Israeli state

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Not all Jews are Nazis but the whole state of Israel could be compared to fascist Germany. This is a neo liberal take the humanizes the oppressor. This is why I don't bat a eye when the Palestinians went full on Nat Turner

[-] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

More than half the Israeli people actively support the state. There were more protestors against the rule change that would've stopped rape as being used against prisoners than there have been against the genocide.

The Israeli people, at the very least, are Nazi civilians. I'm sure there's a few good ones in there. Hopefully they find a country to live in that doesn't require genocide to function.

[-] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 5 hours ago

The Israeli people have either been supportive of the regime, or just too milktose to do anything about it.

We're long past benefit of the doubt.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago
[-] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Superstitious uneducated indoctrinated swine repeat history.

[-] klu9@lemmy.ca 48 points 9 hours ago
[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 10 points 6 hours ago

I'm decently sure they don't have the self awareness to even say that. The IDF just believes they're the good guys

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 124 points 11 hours ago

The world isn't real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.

[-] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago

I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.

[-] Gerblat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

shakes you vigorously

“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

"I'm tired of being a figment of this dickhead's imagination!"

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 72 points 10 hours ago

You would need to be entirely devoid of any semblance of humanity to even conceive of this idea, right?

How do you want to celebrate the joy of a new child? Oh, I don't know, how about we make a light of ethnic cleansing and genocide.

Fucking ghouls

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

A lot of times soldiers when they come back from war have a lot of post-traumatic stress and they end up drinking a lot and they have a high suicide rate. So when the war ends it really doesn't. They just bring it back home. And Israel is on the verge of a civil war. So all the mistakes of that society will come back and blow up in their face. We just have to be patient. I really question if the state of Israel is going to last. I mean, a lot of people in the United States despise Israel, and they will isolate themselves from the rest of the world and be notoriously known as terrible tourist. So they'll be discriminated against and shunned. Justice will be served eventually. The United States really at the end of the day is just using them as a proxy. They think they're controlling us, but we are using them to control our population for our imperialist endeavors. And just like Ukraine, we'll throw them in the gutter, because these are all just dildos of empire. What you do overseas will come back to you and me. The imperialist boomerang effect. We just live in dystopic times and we just have to realize that the world we live in is not the same and so our likes and dislikes need to change. Our habits, our patterns, our hobbies. You name it. We've got to start thinking locally. Stop giving corporations money, get a hobby, be productive, stuff like that.

[-] indigoviolet 15 points 8 hours ago

what the fuck man

[-] elatedCatfish@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Well was it a boy or a girl?

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

It was a piglet.

[-] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 59 points 11 hours ago

I don’t understand how someone becomes such a shit human capable of doing something like this.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 30 points 10 hours ago

Group think and social pressures. It is remarkably easy for humans to find themselves behaving like those around them. The progression doesn't even have to be fast. Imagine that when the israeli military fought wars in the mid 20th century, they started thinking of the enemy around them, and then imagine how long it has been since then with no corrective measures ever taken on those lines of thinking. NOW add in that israel has mandatory military service. The ones who choose to stay are going to be the ones that can agree and fit in with those now very evolved thoughts of hatred, and of course they will bring their own worse additions as they try to prove themselves to those the esteem, the already putrid military members ranked above them.

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Ordinary people do fucked up shit when fucked up shit becomes ordinary.

[-] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 hours ago

It was more of an exasperated/incredulous statement but appreciate the insights nonetheless

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

because they are used to have any and all actions justified by the world and any criticism flagged as "anti-semitism"

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

In short: cognitive dissonance-reducing beliefs.

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!

[-] FundMECFS@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 hours ago

This is a game for them isn’t it. Pushing buttons on missile systems and drone controllers to try and take down the most buildings and get the most points…

The ICC should go into Israel and try Nethanyahu.

[-] smol_beans@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago

Their depravity has no limits

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago

And people wonder why I’m such a cynical, miserable fucking Eeyore all the time. Fuck humans so fucking much. Wretched creatures we are.

[-] carotte 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

fuck humans

no, fuck colonizers

it’s a very specific group of humans who are doing this awful stuff

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

No, fuck humans. Until we as a species collectively say capitalism can’t exist anymore and reject it, then fuck humans.

[-] Jf2540@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago
[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

At least we know it's a boy!

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 18 points 10 hours ago

Yay then we can mutilate its genitalia!

this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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