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[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

The “Oracle of America” has spoken.

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh, damn. He's going against Trump's statements here, so Trump is certainly asking someone to google how he can fire the VP.

Could lead for some funny interactions soon

[-] rusticus@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

Day one.

-Trump

PS fuck you fascists

[-] zero@feddit.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

Tell us something we don’t know.

[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

the couch(es) jd vance fucked could have been velour. and now think of futurama!

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago

VP guyliner says that the US administration is now facing the question of how to help Russia and Ukraine "find some middle ground here"

It's that "middle ground" where Russia gets half of Ukraine's territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Typical Trump move, mugging a rape victim.

[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

It’s that “middle ground” where Russia gets half of Ukraine’s territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?

Molotov and Ribbentrop nod in approval.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That quote could've ended seven words earlier and been just as accurate.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 days ago

I still don't get why the media is covering this guy and his questionable statements. I'm starting to think the media is somewhat complicit in shaping the new world order dystopia.

[-] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

He's the US VP.

I'd love if this was a joke.

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago
[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago
[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

They hacked about until they stumbled upon the major vulnerabilities of open societies, rule of law, democracy, 24-hour newscycles and social media.

[-] perestroika@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm tempted to comment his statement with "yes, captain Obvious".

It could have only ended if they had: a) not obstructed Biden, b) fully backed the measures Biden took, c) continued with measures of their own of equal weight, and d) threatened to double down with more measures really soon.

Instead, they set up their "art of the deal" clown and pony show (where an angry clown fails to jump over a beaten down pony).

So far, Putin has taken it as confirmation and encouragement. If they grow up super fast (yea, sure they will...) this might still be possible to change.

But realistically, I think they won't grow up - this is more likely just a brief flash of partial sanity. At this stage, other people will have to do the job while the US provides a steady supply of tragic humor.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

This is not about growing up. They're Putin's stooges and when he says jump, they ask how high. Growing up won't change that.

[-] prole 19 points 2 days ago

Yet we're going to just take half of their resources anyway? Sounds fair.

[-] credo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Trump is simply proof of how stupid people are.

[-] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Vance is a lying sack of festering donkey cocks.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What a visionary

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Vance also states, "It hasn't been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there." /s

Edit: forgot the /s

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Yet spends hours a day vomiting his verbal diarrhea on his bullshit social netwrok day after day...

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sometimes the only way to fuck a couch is to give half the couch away to somebody else to fuck, sometimes it is a long road to getting to fuck your couch.

[-] Vopyr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This war could have been ended a few years ago had Europe/US the balls, but unfortunately.

[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's hard to get two sides to come to an agreement on something when one side is totally irrational.

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Einstein was right, time really is relative, when 24 hours suddenly becomes 4 months and counting.

[-] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Trump was going to stop a 3 days war in one day. In just not sure what planet are we using for the definition of Day

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh my god he admit it.

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