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Look, I get it. The gargantuan shit-show that is U.S. politics and the American descent into fascism is on everyone's minds. It's certainly on mine.

But the point of this community is to highlight weird news stories that make you go, "By golly, I thought I was reading a headline from The Onion. You know, America's finest news source." A lot of stories being posted lately don't even remotely fit that.

That doesn't mean political stories aren't allowed here, but they must have headlines that would make people pause and wonder if it's a story from The Onion. Straight up regular, non Onion-y headlines don't fit.

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[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 103 points 5 days ago

Geez you’re not kidding. All the recent posts are politics with regular sounding headlines. I’m gonna start downvoting headlines that don’t fit.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

I'll report them all

[-] Lyra_Lycan 15 points 5 days ago

They can also just be removed, surely

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

Yes, but if you report them, I find them faster.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's not even valuable politics posts.
Every other one is an annoying 'look at the stupid thing Trump said, did or wore'.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Funny, and I just noticed in my YouTube feed: "Satire Isn't Dead, It's Ineffective"

I wonder why.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I blame '/s'

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

I found that my communities stayed on track better when I made robust rules and offered alternatives where content would be a better fit.

!dullsters@dullsters.net and !dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago

Thanks, the current government did some weird stuff that might have been an onion-like piece in another administration, and I have upvoted quite some of those surprising events in the beginning, but most recent posts are just 'something that happened in America that doesn't usually happen in a functional democracy' and I think it has become too much to be honest.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

good on you, minding the community

[-] Nyticus@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 5 days ago

People just have a very poor sense of organization or proper placement. I feel a lot of the political doom and gloom posts are from those who feel like not "enough" is talked about something, when it apparently already is, so they throw it here.

But for a while now, yeah it's tiresome to try and turn every single thing into another political box.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

They may also feel it's not talked enough in general, and put it here on Lemmy, where every second post is about that.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

That's social media in a but shell. It explains why you see political on seemly random communities like shower thoughts.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

By the nature of this community it will be political. The key is not to use this community as a podium to announce your beliefs from. You can have politics without shouting into the void.

Could we better utilize the down vote system? Maybe make a rule that posts with a certain number of down votes to upvotes ratio will be locked.

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Have you tried Kostman’s you know the “The Penis People?”

https://youtu.be/g7efwJwY4KE

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