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Look, I get it. The gargantuan shit-show that is U.S. politics and the American descent into fascism is on everyone's minds. It's certainly on mine.

But the point of this community is to highlight weird news stories that make you go, "By golly, I thought I was reading a headline from The Onion. You know, America's finest news source." A lot of stories being posted lately don't even remotely fit that.

That doesn't mean political stories aren't allowed here, but they must have headlines that would make people pause and wonder if it's a story from The Onion. Straight up regular, non Onion-y headlines don't fit.

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[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 106 points 2 months ago

Geez you’re not kidding. All the recent posts are politics with regular sounding headlines. I’m gonna start downvoting headlines that don’t fit.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago

I'll report them all

[-] Lyra_Lycan 16 points 2 months ago

They can also just be removed, surely

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Yes, but if you report them, I find them faster.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Thanks, the current government did some weird stuff that might have been an onion-like piece in another administration, and I have upvoted quite some of those surprising events in the beginning, but most recent posts are just 'something that happened in America that doesn't usually happen in a functional democracy' and I think it has become too much to be honest.

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I found that my communities stayed on track better when I made robust rules and offered alternatives where content would be a better fit.

!dullsters@dullsters.net and !dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

good on you, minding the community

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Funny, and I just noticed in my YouTube feed: "Satire Isn't Dead, It's Ineffective"

I wonder why.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I blame '/s'

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

By the nature of this community it will be political. The key is not to use this community as a podium to announce your beliefs from. You can have politics without shouting into the void.

Could we better utilize the down vote system? Maybe make a rule that posts with a certain number of down votes to upvotes ratio will be locked.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's not even valuable politics posts.
Every other one is an annoying 'look at the stupid thing Trump said, did or wore'.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

@kescusay@lemmy.world don't you go giving me a safe place to catch my breath as the US falls apart! (Kidding, if that wasn't apparent.)

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Have you tried Kostman’s you know the “The Penis People?”

https://youtu.be/g7efwJwY4KE

[-] oleorun@lemmy.fan 1 points 1 week ago

My removed by a mod post was political and I missed this pinned post. That's on me and I apologize.

The Onion would definitely have thought up a more...imaginative name!

I deleted the post as well. Again, sorry for the slip.

-oleo

this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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