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[-] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 20 hours ago

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

One legged man.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] wezzzy 2 points 1 day ago

Serial bowl

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Aquatic guillotine.

[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

making wine

[-] Cocopanda@futurology.today 10 points 1 day ago

Big dick johnson.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

It’s shitposts all the way down.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 23 points 2 days ago

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago

My dick (it is large) /s

[-] Robin@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

To fit my massive shlong

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

This is my favorite. It would certainly work.

[-] SnekZone 2 points 2 days ago

That gon' be a biiiig taco then!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

My kinda taco

[-] follica@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

[-] obsidianfoxxy7870 34 points 2 days ago

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

[-] CocaineShrimp@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

[-] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

I don't want a knife anywhere near my baguette.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago
[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Emergency overflow underwear filler

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Fermenting wine

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Built in ballroom.

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 4 points 2 days ago

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

built in cereal bowl

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