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[-] ab60753@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago
[-] truite@jlai.lu 3 points 1 day ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] kerrigan778 7 points 1 day ago

2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork. Those all suck. This one is the perfect fork

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

This is the only correct answer

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[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They all lack thickness but 2

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[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

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[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[-] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 30 points 2 days ago

It's 2 and it ain't even close

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[-] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[-] MechanicalJester@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[-] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism

[-] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

2 is best. 5 is tolerable.

[-] ianmacd@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago

Number 2, obviously.

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Definitely 2.

[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[-] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago
[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 232 points 3 days ago
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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I dont like any of them :(

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.

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[-] shatteredsword@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Handle of 5 with any other head 😭

[-] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago

3 or 2-with-5's-handle

[-] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.

[-] RymrgandsDaughter 17 points 2 days ago
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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 140 points 3 days ago

Handle of 5 + the fork of 3

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[-] uriel238 32 points 2 days ago

2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

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[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

The present is now, old fella

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[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing

[-] Pofski@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago
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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them

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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you'd find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

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[-] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I've never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it's like we're disagreeing on the shape of a sphere

[-] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago
[-] Antaeus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] techfox@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

[-] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 42 points 2 days ago

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

[-] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
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[-] farsinuce@feddit.dk 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago
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