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Anon owns a fan (lemmy.world)
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[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

You know, you only need to be around 5% smarter than the tool you are using to be successful with it. Humanity is right fuckered isn't it?

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

There are consequences to being stupid.

[-] Juliee@lemm.ee 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 22 hours ago

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.

They had a mechanic look at it, who said it was broken

There was a button to change the saturation and get the TV back to show colours

Edit: There and their

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/

[-] toddestan@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

I had something similar, except it was a blown fuse.

Granted, the fuse was soldered in place and you had to take it apart to get to it. But once it was replaced it worked perfectly. No idea why the fuse blew either, unless it was just defective.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 20 hours ago

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".

[-] hakase@lemm.ee 64 points 1 day ago

Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.

[-] Alchalide@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Or getting a high refresh rate monitor and not changing the refresh rate in your os.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Afaik fullscreen should bypass that one.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 13 hours ago

He doeeees!

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 6 points 21 hours ago

When you don't read the "friendly" manual.

[-] match@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago

this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 25 points 1 day ago

I was gonna say “CFLs just plug into a normal socket, those don’t generally just ‘go bad’”

[-] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 1 day ago

The text is about a halogen bulb, though, not a CFL. Those generally use flanged prongs.

It still wouldn't be dim, it would either work or not. If it's dim, it's either a bad bulb or a setting on the light housing causing less voltage (I think?) to make it to the bulb.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

or a setting on the light housing causing less voltage (I think?) to make it to the bulb

Aren't you just describing dimmers, the topic of the post?

Exactly!

I'm saying the likelihood of the socket/housing causing a dim light is vanishingly small, so OP should have caught this 6 years ago if they had even a passing understanding of how lights work.

My immediate asumption without looking it up was either it's not getting the right voltage or enough amperage since electricity is generally passed through to lights, so it would either work or not. So, either the bulb is bad (old lights get dim) or there's a setting somewhere on the fan or switch messing with the voltage or current. My first guess is the bulb, and if two fail, I'd check the fan.

After a quick search, apparently dimmers are fancier than that, and they actually modify the signal instead of adjusting voltage or amperage. But my initial intuition wasn't far off. The power is indeed on or off, and something else was interfering (the dimmer). If the fan didn't have the capability to adjust brightness, there would be no reason to interfere with the signal.

Simple logical deduction based on a passing understanding of electricity and lights would've led to the problem.

[-] desktop_user 4 points 1 day ago

it's less that dimmers are fancier than you thought and more like adjusting voltage or amperage without ridiculous losses is hard and or significantly more expensive than you thought.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Dimmers are incredibly simple with just triac and a variable resistor. However LEDs and CFLs do not work well with triac dimmers since they normally are expecting full voltage. Thats why you need "dimmable bulbs" becsuse they have circuitry to account for different voltages.

Makes sense.

My point is that a little bit of deduction should lead someone to the conclusion that the dim light was an intentional feature going "wrong" or a bad bulb.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The integrated circuits in a lot of lighting fixtures (and you know OP's light is run by integrated circuit because it can be controlled by remote) are basically a black box of complexity where things can go wrong in a non-intuitive way. Some kind of failure to deliver sufficient power to a particular bulb or LED or other element isn't necessarily an indication of anything in particular.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I doubt they're all that complex. It's probably something like a relay for the light, plus an analogue chip to control the dimming, which is likely completely separate from the digital logic (remote, motor control, etc).

I wouldn't expect OP to know anything about circuits though, but I do expect the bare minimum educated guess that a dim light isn't likely a bad fan and is either a bad bulb or a setting somewhere, because a light going dim because on an electrical problem is incredibly unlikely.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure he meant a CFL.

For exactly that reason.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 2 points 1 day ago

I totally misread that.

[-] spooky2092 4 points 1 day ago

Depends on the CFL. I had to replace one in a fixture in my new house a few months after I bought it, and it was some goofy round one with a rectangular attachment point and some clips. Thankfully it was pretty easy to replace and was easily gettable from Dom Depot, but I was definitely surprised by the socket when I went to replace it.

[-] toddestan@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

That sounds like one of those fixtures where the ballast is in the fixture and the bulb is just a bulb, similar to a regular fluorescent light fixture. As opposed to the screw-in CFLs that most people are familiar with where the bulb also contains the ballast.

Those are kind of unusual in homes - I've mostly seen them in commercial applications like hotels and stuff like that.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Worst case scenario just replace the light kit and check your wiring but yeah obviously that wasn't OP's issue

Of course doing that with the fan still together/hanging is much more of a pain than just getting a new one, usually, especially if the fan is old. Most other electricians I know don't bother doing ceiling fan repairs, they'll swap em but any more than that's not worth their time. I'll do whatever but I'll be up front about it.

Especially since you're usually doing it for retired folks who can only afford so much...

[-] Photuris@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Anon has never heard of lamps, either.

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

This feels...wrong.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

anon gets owned by a fan

[-] latenightnoir 8 points 1 day ago

Human Moment™. One of my former professors in Uni, the one I respected the most because she was one of the wisest and most perceptive people I'd met at that point, confided in us that it took her however many years since their introduction to realise that the small light on some wall-mounted light switches was meant as a guidance light if it's pitch black.

[-] desktop_user 4 points 1 day ago

I always thought those were just there to incentivize turning it off at the breaker /s

[-] latenightnoir 1 points 23 hours ago

Ooooooh! Boy, do I feel dumb!

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

I have one of those fans. It only has a remote, no pull chains. I fucking hate that thing as much as I have ever hated anything in my life. It's so shitty. You would think having buttons would make it easier to use than a pull chain but they somehow made it even worse. Both the light and fan use the same Up and Down arrows to change the setting but there's a delay of a second or two between hitting the button and the fan actually changing (if it changes at all). There's also no indicator of which setting you're on currently (which is the only annoying part about pull chains). Also couldn't get it to switch directions for winter even after spending probably an hour on their site and Youtube looking at documentation and trying shit.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Why not just get a floor lamp?

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