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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago

I tried it on my car but it doesn't turn on anymore. Deceiving news

a Nazi car in flames in front of a corrupted oligarch hotel

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a 4chan prank, but... 🪦

[-] j0ester@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago

Oh boy! Idiot TikTok kids is going to start microwaving devices.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

didn't 4chan do that once?

[-] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago

Yeah they tricked people into believing that Apple added something that allowed users to charge their phones by microwaving them

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[-] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

This is giving me racist dog-whistle vibes.

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[-] fox@lemm.ee 67 points 4 days ago

This title is pretty bad, the paper focus is in designing new battery technologies not magically restoring capacity on the batteries we have today.

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Is the paper in the article? I couldn't find it.

Would you be so kind as to link us?

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 4 days ago

Warning: heating earbuds batteries to over 300F also causes fires

Reading this tells me the author has absolutely 0 idea of how physics work and is nothing but a blogger of consumer grade equipment. People like that should refrain from trying to understand how science or scientists work.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

Obviously, physics aren't done in Fahrenheit.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

I think you mean they shouldn't write authoritatively about things they don't understand, because what you said is really gate keepy. There's nothing wrong with learning.

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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 159 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Cue dumbasses tossing their iphones in the toaster oven in 3... 2...

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 65 points 5 days ago

Microwaving the iphone was close to the right answer.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

I love the typo because it covers so many things at once

Queue as in they're lining up to do it; cue, as in that's their cue to be stupid; and que (spanish for what) as in what the fuck are they thinking?

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[-] vollkorntomate@infosec.pub 81 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I hope this article is well peer-reviewed. Otherwise this reads as if some LLM came up with the idea

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Otherwise this reads as if ~~some LLM~~ 4chan came up with the idea

Remember kids, updating to iOS 7 enables your phone to charge wirelessly in the microwave.

[-] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

The “peer” that reviewed it was another LLM.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 4 days ago

Well if it was a human it wouldn't be a peer, would it

[-] svcg 62 points 5 days ago

Is this before or after they reach the spicy pillow stage?

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

The trick is to let them apply this heat themselves.

[-] chrischryse@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I think before, but there’s a trick for spicy pillow just poke a vent hole, trust me I was in IT for 6 years ;p

[-] Franklin@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

i was just thinking i could use an excuse for some skin grafts

[-] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 94 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sure. But we need to see pics, or it didn't happen.

The abstract doesn't mention them re-gaining their old capacity. It only says they shrink. And something about voltage. So I have my doubts. I mean it's nice if my spicy pillow shrinks a bit. But what does that help if it continues to stay nearly dead? And an application in products would be hard to accomplish. At that temperature, all the plastic etc is going to melt. Maybe the solder as well.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 89 points 5 days ago

Yes. If you aren't reading any battery tech article with a huge amount of skepticism you are doing it wrong. More than any other tech sector I can think of, battery research is just absolutely plagued with low quality research that consistently gets picked up by media outlets.

[-] drosophila 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It might be less the quality of the research and more this:

(This comic is a bit outdated nowadays, but you get the idea).

Except the headlines say "scientists report discovery of miraculous new battery technology using A!".

Also i think people don't realize how long it takes to commercialize battery technology. I think they put them in the same mental category as computers and other electronics, where a company announces something and then its out that same year. The first lithium ion batteries were made in a lab in the 1970s. A person in 2000 could have said "I've been hearing about lithium ion batteries for decades now and they've never amounted to anything", and they would be right, but its not because its a bunk technology or the researchers were quacks.

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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

Yes but how can shareholders profit from this??

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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Important note near the end of the article - they aren't saying we should cook batteries really -

"The team's hypothesis is that the structural disorder developing inside LIBs may become a “tunable parameter” that, if tweaked using chargers at precise voltages to alter said battery composition, could be used to rejuvenate the batteries in our tech without fires."

This is a good old idea that goes back to the days of desulfating lead batteries with powerful shocks of high-amperage current. Might just need a special Healing Charger that applies the right voltage/current to dissolve the bad crystals in lithium-ion systems

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 56 points 5 days ago

brb, putting e-bike battery in oven

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

One simple trick to make your ebike fly.

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[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago

brb chucking my batteries in the oven

it's a cheap and easy thrill

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sounds like a horrible idea if not carefully controlled. Perhaps up to 80 degrees in an oil bath could redissolve some of the electrolytes. I guess it could work. Anything above 100 is asking for trouble.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

So you're saying I SHOULDN'T preheat my toaster oven to 425F???

UH-OH!!!

brb. Gotta put out some fires.

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 41 points 5 days ago

Sounds like "microwave to charge" for the modern era.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

so putting batteries in the fridge wasn't useful after all, we should put them in the oven

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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

In the good ol' days when I ran out of battery and every charger had a different stupid little connector, I often put my phone on the window still or heater to get a little bit of juice to do what I needed to do.

I guess I am a scientist.

[-] rogermiraki@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago

Wow, this brought back memories of me rubbing my hands against my old Nokia battery in middle school to heat it up and get a couple extra %.

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[-] cupcakezealot 16 points 4 days ago
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[-] modus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Neat! So if I put my phone in the microwave it will reset the battery?

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Only if you want it soggy, air fryer works better

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[-] xep@fedia.io 21 points 5 days ago

How does heat mitigate the dendrites? Also doesn't extreme heat damage the batteries? They barely hold up under high temperatures as-is.

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