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Should we tell her there'll be another Pope, or is it funnier to let her keep believing?
She was likely against the somewhat liberal views of Pope Francis, like how Christians should be kind to gay people and refugees.
Heretic!
Even the pope is just a church organ. I meant, his "policy" if you will was more than just his own. It's doubtful that Vance's visit (I will run with the idea*) will bring forth a more conservative pope.
* "Rep. Nancy Mace (...) bizarrely insisted that a visit by U.S. Vice President JD Vance did not lead to the pope's death."
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I'm very afraid that the next pope will be somebody American catholic bishops would approve of. a trans hating, immigrant-hating asshole who will excuse everything Nazi America does like that one nazi pope did historically
Do you seriously think the Vatican is influenced by MAGA? Or by European far-right elements for that matter?
It's no coincidence, no outlier, that the last one was slightly more tolerant on certain issues. (Apparently enough to piss off more than one US christofascist.) I fear MTG will not see God's plan in whatever follows, either.
Do you seriously think they’re not?
Do you really think the cia/nsa doesn’t have compromat? Or that Putin doesn’t?
Or that rich fucks like musk can’t buy a priest?
Are you really so confident the organization that made a deliberate effort to protect men who sexually assaulted children is going to do the right thing because it’s the right thing?l
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80% of the conclave was appointed by the Pope. I doubt it's gonnabe a radical chnge in the Vatican.
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Hopefully one that pisses hateful bigots like her off even more.
#ZendayaForPope
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But the next pope may be far more conservative than Francis, who by Catholic Church standards was unusually liberal.
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Is this what a good Christian sounds like?
No, Good Christians know God made Evil and that's why they're Satanists
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My god did Vance kill the Pope!
How dare you insinuate that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE, there isnt a single shred of evidence that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE. Id like to see anyone claiming or even hinting that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE take their evidence straight to Interpol so that it can be disproven categorically by trained experts that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE.
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They really hated him because he was a little more tolerant of minorities.
She hated him because he was at least a little ok with some LGBT.
I hated him for being the leader of one of the biggest, most corrupt organizations ever to exist on the planet.
We are (fucking definitely) not the same.
I'm sory, did you just call the fucking Pope evil?
And this pope was one of the least evil!
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If God exists, then why does he destroy the faith of millions by allowing MTG to live?
MTGs existence might be the strongest argument against a caring god.
Magic the gathering is not that evil. Is it?
Oh face of evil,
Oh Marjorie Trailer Queen,
The evil you know,
Is the evil you've seen.
Oh face of spite,
A reflection so mean,
The ugliest sight,
Is the one you preen.
Oh face of shame,
A soul so obscene,
The monster you blame,
Is the one you’ve been.
now, all you motherfuckers, i wanna hear you scream!!!!
at least, that's how i'd have ended it
Attention whoring as usual. And it’s working.
She still looks like a neanderthal tho so at least we've got that going for us.
These people are crazy. Even if you think that, keep it to yourself.
MTG very obviously doesn't really believe in the religion she claims to follow.
Most Republicans don't. Never have in my lifetime, honestly, but with how hard they fight these days against e.g. feeding the hungry and treating the sick, it's more glaringly obvious than ever.
Dumbest schism ever.
This fucking bitch.
Next week:
Margarine Trailer Queen: "What do you mean there's another pope?!"
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Super old guy: dies
MTG: IT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN AN ACT OF GOD
Vultures.
It's an alt-right social media trend: descend on the dead before they're even cold.
That said, MTG is still dumb as bricks. Says a lot about MAGA, what type of women they bring forth. Sorry if that sounds sexist - or if, the sexism is not mine.
A smart woman tends not to advance the cause of misogyny no. They kinda don't wanna end up like that chick from Handmaid's Tale who got reading banned for her gender and now she's bored.
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Americans - is the consensus of MTG that she actually believes the grift? Obviously the likes of Vance just say whatever wins the room, but she always gave me the impression that she believes every word of maniacal conspiracy she tweets.
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The people in the white house are talking more and more like gaudy villains from 90's anime.
Not that i believe in heaven or hell but if they did exist im pretty sure the pope gonna be aight
Imagine the fun the world will have making jokes when this vapid bint exits the mortal realm.
She's up for reelection Nov 3, 2026.
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