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I didn't see a video. I'm going to assume Noem pocketed the cash and there's no "man in the medical mask."
Not very secure, is she?
Also, according to our own laws, she was doing something unlawful because why would she need $3,000 in cash?! They'd civil forfeiture that shit if a normal person got caught with that much cash on them.
Sounds like it was taken via citizen’s civil forfeiture 😊
Yeah, when I served on a jury, the prosecutor was very clear that the only reason someone carried more than $100 in cash was for drugs or other illicit dealings.
Hope you voted to acquit.
Edit: ducking autocorrect.
She runs the Department of Homeland Security, not Restaurantland Security.
$3k in cash? Her coke habit is expensive
Seriously, who tf carries that much cash and is a govt employee without being up to something very sheisty
She hasn't had a chance to deposit that bribe yet. After all, she had just received it there in the restaurant.
It's a definite warning sign when a person has that much ready cash on them.
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I thought using cash like that was a sign of criminality?Or does that only apply to minorities? You better believe any cop out there would confiscate that shit from any of us faster than you can say civil asset forfeiture. It was certainly a point of contention for Fanni Willis during the Trump trial.
Looks like drop off of state secrets to russian agent made to look like a theft. What better way than in plain sight and blame it on a thief.
Immediately thought of that. Drop off bribe.
Why was she carrying around $3k? Nothing illegal about that but that is a little curious.
Bribe money
That’s where your mind goes?
It’s for coke
I believe this too.
3000$ is enough for lots of coke, but probably not enough to bribe a politician / bureaucrat at her level.
That sounds more likely.
They aren't mutually exclusive. Maybe it's a bribe she received that she planned to spend on coke?
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She claims she took out that money to celebrate Easter with family... for dinner, activities, and gifts.
I use a credit card for such things, but yeah.
I guess in her defense, if you're involved in the destruction of the U.S. economy, you never know when the economy might collapse and credit cards will no longer be accepted.
Still, you would think she would just carry around bars of solid gold or something.
She should be paying in Euro then. Never know when the USD is going to collapse.
That was Menendez. Don't confuse your corrupt offials.
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to be fair cash is accepted at more food trucks and makes a better gift than credit cards.
It's illegal if the cop who finds it on you says it's illegal.
Maybe just because Trump's inner circle is making enough money right now that that's just walking around money to her.
Even so, rich people usually don't carry wads of cash like that unless they are paying somebody under the table.
Doesn't prove it was for something illegal, but let's not pretend it doesn't look weird AF
Yeah, definitely. Could be something illegal. Could just be something she doesn't want showing up on shared credit card receipts.
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She has a Secret Service detail, and still managed to get robbed? I hope she feels real safe going out in public knowing that they can't even protect her purse.
Cojones on that thief though...
Incoming federal ban on n95s
Now that you say it I'm surprised such a ban wasn't on the top of Trump's list. Republicans got really riled up about wearing masks in public
Damn. They just eating these opsec L’s
Good. She fascist trash & there literally aren't enough bad things in the world that can happen to her.
A puppy killer too let's never forget. About as comic book villain as one can get.
Lmfao what a fucking loser
I give up trying to write satire. You just can't beat the real thing.
The makeup alone has to weigh a ton. Strong thief.
those new teeth are expensive too
Medication? Sounds like someone needs to attend a wellness farm to remove themselves from the teat of BiG pHaRmA
Good. Just a shame she didn’t choke to death, slowly.
I've got $5 that says she just misplaced it.
From what I've heard about the secret service they were probably at the bar getting plastered. The thief probably had no idea who she was. Or....
This was an arranged dead drop to pass Intel off to Russia. This way the narrative is she was robbed, not just giving a package to some rando. No evidence to back that up, just wild internet speculation for your Tuesday morning.
I hope they donate it to an animal shelter
When they catch the thief they'll take them out back and shoot them
Like a dog.
Kripi Gnoem is insecure in her deeply-beloved homeland!!!
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