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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 95 points 3 months ago

Not feature complete, needs to be tied with a RNG to determine when TARIFF ON and TARIFF OFF

[-] RapidCatLauncher@lemmy.ca 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hidden feature: Defines a tariff.admin.impeach function that increments a global counter and does absolutely nothing else

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 73 points 3 months ago

I don't get why people share twitter screenshot instead of the image itself

I can play this game as well

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is a bluesky screenshot, not a twitter screenshot. This is to show, where I reposted this from.

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

That's what I don't understand. Usually you quote the original source. What if it was a video?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Use the download picture there, use the upload picture here and post a link to the source?

[-] techt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Would it be for giving credit it to the Tweeter?

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

The twitter guy didnt share the link to the source

[-] enemenemu@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

That's called snap on ubuntu

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

This sure as fuck better check locale for US only!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 3 months ago

Importing pandas and numpy without the pd and np aliases looks weird.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 33 points 3 months ago

extra 4% tariff on aliased packages

[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago
[-] helloyanis@jlai.lu 21 points 3 months ago

Set it to -1000% and enjoy your new lightning-fast imports!

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This would actually be good for npm though…

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Are you trying to say npm doesn't implement this yet?

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pandas was always 200% slow, nothing lost there.

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

If you can tariff penguin island you could also tariff polars, which isn't slow.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 3 months ago

The extra time is spent mining $TRUMP

Tap for spoilerI know it’s PoS, it’s just funnier this way, don’t come at me.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

You can smuggle imports using importlib.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

We're gonna build a firewall and importlib is gonna pay for it!

[-] lily33@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Having to import my tariff management solution is a critical national security risk. Needs to be built-in. PEP soon, please?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago

Reduce them later. Tell your boss you found a 2x speedup.

[-] seeigel@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is there a way that I can enforce this as root to all of my users?

[-] lily33@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

What a great way to reduce external dependencies and mitigate supply chain attacks!

[-] rustbuckett@lemmings.world 5 points 3 months ago

Hopefully it maxes out your CPU and memory for no reason.

this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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