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[-] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 days ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't unique to just the dumpster truck owners.

I've seen people try to drive away with a couch mounted vertically in the passenger seat of a convertible (with no straps or rope of any kind).

I lost track of how many people roped their doors shut through the windows on their vehicles while strapping a 75 inch TV down to the roof of their Honda CRV.

The general population has an unbelievably poor understanding of physics and honestly I think we need to let more people die due to darwinism again. Saving the village idiot with modern medical standards has really just allowed them to get older and come up with even worse ideas. Sometimes they procreate and spawn in some new physics challenged shitlings that will be finding their way into your local ER with some self inflicted stupidity any day now.

[-] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Pretty fucked up that you prefer people dying over just properly funding our education system.

[-] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Well hang on now. You have no clue where I stand on education.

I think all of our teachers need to be better vetted and paid. Proper education of future generations should be a top priority of any society.

That being said I think we both know there are certain people that will still not learn anything and they will still be repeat idiots until they do actually win a Darwin award or some other illness finally takes them.

I would be fine letting them learn harsher lessons and not get saved once they are legal adults.

[-] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Your eager embrace of eugenics speaks poorly of your own education levels. Otherwise, you’d know the company you keep in those disgusting beliefs.

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[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Congratulations, you've just talked yourself into being a proponent of eugenics. Speak with Goebbels for your welcome packet and fashionable armband.

[-] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

There is a big difference between not using "shared" resources to save idiots that endanger themselves and others repeatedly and eugenics.

I'm saying maybe we just don't give that guy that decided to ride a motorcycle with no helmet at 2 times the speed limit for the third time all the bags of universal donor blood on the way to the hospital.

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[-] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago

I love that there are before and after photos. Someone saw that, knew exactly how it would end, and instead of telling the guy, took a picture, then waited in the parking lot for the inevitable results. 💀

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago

Might have told them. Many people take unsolicited advice as an attack, and refuse to listen, thinking they know better.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

I agree with the post. I'd say most issues can be followed back to fragile masculinity. Masculinity specifically for historic reasons.

I do pity those so devoid of self-esteem. I hate the fact they're manipulable sheep that vote, but I understand where it's coming from. I'm sad for them that they'll never find contentment where they're looking for it.

[-] seeigel@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

How can it be changed? Their votes ruin society.

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[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Don’t get me wrong, I hate the cyber truck, but this is the owners fault. That roof thing slides back so he could have had them in at an angle where they wouldn’t have slid out.

I mean there’s an example of what to do parked right next to him 😆

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

i thought thats the point of the post? cybertrucks are bought by guys working in tech who are insecure about their lack of ability in "manly tasks"... like loading up a pickup

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[-] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It’s really just a techy spin on how a lot of car brands are marketed to insecure guys. Read the marketing strategy for big trucks or jeeps, and it confirms they are 100% aware that their marketing is aiming for weak men insecure in their masculinity. Pathetic.

At least if they’d bought a real truck, they might’ve been able to haul something with it.

[-] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Never heard of a rachet straps and red rag.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 14 points 6 days ago

He forgot to hit the side and say "That oughta hold 'er".

[-] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago

Or at least a "that's not going anywhere"

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[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Or, I don’t know, rolling up that cover and lifting the tailgate so that the boards sit at an angle and don’t slide out so easily?

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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

The insecure d-bags buying these "trucks" are the same people who were hardcore anti-EV not that long ago, right?

Wasn't that group calling Obama all kinds of evil things simply because of the mandate to end combustion engines by like 2035?

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

They just summed up marketing. Buy your way into who you want to be

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You’d think a tech worker would at least have a basic understanding of physics

[-] Strawberry 11 points 6 days ago

Lol 80% of the computer science students at my uni absolutely detested math of any kind

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

This makes me remember Sweden in the nineties, everh 40yo man and their fucking grandmother just had to buy a ... Harley Davidson motorcycle!

I mean if you want an anchor to your boat there are way cheaper ones. :-)

The thing was that those people wanted to be a rebel so hard, they shelled out astronomical amounts on that crappy bike (one story out of many; my lil bro got one in like 2010 and it broke down so much it was just comical, once he got it to this magic known harley mechanic who did a crazy overhaul, it broke down on the way home.).

So they was working in front of a computer all day, or serving people or whatever, and they were not rebels (!) but Harley Davidson could fix that. Like the cybertruck makes you a craftsman. Just like that.

Sweden was having more harley davidson motorcycles per capita than any other country in the world at that time. Guess insecurity sells.

/Story off

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I can just picture this in a turn on the road wiping out a half dozen kids on e-bikes and killing someone easily.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

If they'd bought a beater car and asked their dad to help troubleshoot it, they'd actually learn something about the field they're insecure about.

[-] Draces@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Chances are they're from families with a similar upbringing. You're assuming a lot that they can just ask their dad

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[-] match@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

"brittle from the rejection of their own softness"

[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I dunno, I'm into tech and I wouldn't touch something that poorly designed.

[-] ssfckdt 4 points 6 days ago

I'm not even by any accounts manly, and arguably a techie type, but I've been able to carry bookcases on top of my sedan, and boards sticking out the back trunk, using just rope, bungees, or Ikea twine, multiple times without any issue. Driving down highways even.

You don't need to be hoo-rah to secure a damn load, you just have to brain

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

I can fit 90% of what a truck can in my hatchback. I can fit 150% of what a truck can in my work van. As an added bonus my shit won't get wrecked by a passing rain shower.

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