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Do it (lemmy.world)

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[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 97 points 3 months ago

Who will save the princess now?

[-] hungryphrog 22 points 3 months ago

That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

Of your ass?

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I didn't think that through very well 🤣

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 months ago

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 46 points 3 months ago

Last night's music trying to ruin my day.

[-] thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago

Don't stop believing in my ass

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Hold on to that feeling

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

[-] Skjolle@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 months ago

The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

[-] ryanvade@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Ummm, not sure about this one

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

That's some friend.

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Mine is "Spend the night in my ass"

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

Around the World in my ass.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Two Trucks in my ass."

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago

One More Time in My Ass

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

There's no one like you in my ass.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[-] 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Rasputin in my ass

[-] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

Found the Russian queen

[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I need to get home quickly

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't stop me now in my ass.

I think Freddie would approve.

[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

[-] Nariom@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

We didn't start the fire in my ass.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 3 months ago

I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.

So....yeah.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

she works hard for the money in my ass

[-] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

[-] scratch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Prison Sex in my ass

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Can't stand it in my ass (Mungo's Hi Fi)

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Please jump around in my ass

[-] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

More Than A Feeling In My Ass

[-] Zulu@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rhinestone eyes in my ass

[-] PyroNeurosis 8 points 3 months ago

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

[-] Emi@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago

Big iron in my ass

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

Satan is in my ass in my ass

[-] Godllyra@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Black hole sun in my ass

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[-] LoonyTrix@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

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[-] WeirdyTrip 6 points 3 months ago

It Ain't Over Til It's Over In My Ass

(Lenny Kravitz)

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

“Video games” in my ass

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