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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] latenightnoir 153 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't care if this makes me a bad person, I get such immense satisfaction from this kind of emotional blowout. It's so fulfilling to see bona fide narcissists fail then go hysterical about it❤️

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 115 points 1 month ago

I mean, obviously fictitious and elatedly happy

That being said, there really are people like that. I've been in that situation, and I've seen it happen plenty. Maybe not those exact words, but sometimes , yes "I could have you if I wanted"

There really are people that are both so arrogant as to believe they're that "good", and so narcissistic that whether or not you're interested doesn't matter.

Like, I'm not some kind of super studly dude. I'm big, and strong, but I'm also hairy, balding, have always had at least a little belly on me, wear glasses, and have a round face, so I don't have those chiseled features that folks get wet over. But I do pretty damn good. My kind of look has a degree of popularity, and the mind inside the body makes it work. So this isn't some kind of situation where everything is chasing me.

That being said, it is really annoying how often some shitty excuse for a human being has assumed that I would just jump in the sack with them, much less anything more. And it isn't even the stereotypical "hot babes" either. Just women that assume that because they have a pussy, a guy is going to fall into the damn thing. You kinda expect narcissism when someone is on the prowl, looking for hookups and arm candy. But when you're at a casual dinner party, and they're coming at you with that kind of thinking, it's extra extra. I mean, it isn't always women, but the women tend to be more insistent, and more about demeaning you than men are.

When it's guys, you make it clear you're hetero, and it's "oh, well then" and it almost always ends there, or with a simple "if you tried this, that might change", and then they're done.

But the women that think that way? It's like they pin their whole sense of self on the idea that they can have any guy, no matter what. And, if you aren't the classically handsome dude, you're insulting them by just refusing to agree that if they wanted you, they could. Like, motherfucker, you're insulting me just by saying that you don't want me, and you're adding in the assumption that my dick is in control of me? GTFO.

You know what's funny though? Only ever had one stripper try that shit. Bounced gay bars and titty bars off and on for years. You'd think strippers would be more prone to that kind of thing than other professions. Not for me. I would get the whole "it's a shame you're such a good guy, I'd ruin you" here and there, bit that's a whole different thing entirely.

Ran into it most with nurses, but I worked in that field more than as a bouncer, so they're disproportionately represented in the people I would have extended interactions with.

I eventually learned to just say okay and walk away. That kind of thinking, there's no point in arguing, and you can't change the subject, so you just leave.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I knew a woman who was absolutely certain she could have any guy easily. it's true she was most attractive, but also super toxic, like she really had a history of driving her partners insane. Then she took interest in a rich boy who'd recently made some successful investment in timber trade. The dude in question was no stranger to toxicity either, he'd been quite the fuckboy. One guy almost beat him up over this once and everyone cheered, but they ended up becoming friends, and his new bestie really had a good influence on him, he'd become a pretty decent guy. Anyway, the toxic lady made advances on the ex-fuckboy and he said "No, don't take it personally, I'd rather not be turned into a donkey or whatever it is you do to your boyfriends, thanks you."

But she did take it personally. Her old father owned quite the estate, including a very big, strong and aggressive bull. She unleashed it on the town to destroy the homes and devour the crops. The bull was also toxic, so no food would grow in its wake for seven years or something. But ex-fuckboi and his niceboi bff were very strong, so they killed the bull, and brought its carcass to toxic lady, as a sassy offering, which she didn't appreciate.

[-] intentionallyBlue@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

Unexpected Gilgamesh. Well done!

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago
[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

I think I just cringed at my self.

ow.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Nice :)

Ngl, I was expecting mankind to get slammed at the end, but that's even better

[-] bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Imaginary and ecstatic

yes “I could have you if I wanted”

i mean, in some twisted sense of the word, if they were a better/different person, they could have them.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The core concept of the problem is not related to gender, it's just that in societies highly differentiated by gender people have different means.

Talk to male friend

He randomly says if he wanted me he could have me

I tell him no he couldn't

He gets really mad and says he could easily have me if he wanted to, practically has a fit of rage

Changed pronouns exemplifies that that the core concept of this is that "having someone" is supposedly less about consent and more about compliance to standardised appearance (aka so-called "objective" beauty). If you have a lot of means (e.g. male or wealth privilege), this gets creepy real fast.

[-] nasduia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Like offering a horse

[-] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

What happened?

A 4channer made up a story for attention.

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 51 points 1 month ago

So... in other words, fake and gay

[-] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

How dare you.

Gay people don't make up stories on the internet for attention.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure about that. One of the gay dudes on our discord is constantly making shit up stories based off crap he read on the internet he thinks the rest of us have somehow not seen already.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago

Should've said "prove it then".

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

????
Girlfriend

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

The correct reply is...

"There's really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you're into]. After that, I might consider it."

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

"... If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural..."

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 59 points 1 month ago

Bro this is basically an invitation for you to say "prove it"

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

lol you are jellous bro you don't have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

i'm sure you've slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I've hit before you know, haha sexually that is.

[-] Sprawl@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

She does cheap ear piercings on the side.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Damn this white boy quirked up!

[-] Hiyo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Read this in JFK's voice from clone high 😂

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

good bait bro

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Lol you caught at least 8 n counting with this. there's some real anger hahaha nice jorb

[-] mjg@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Opps.. one female is calling me. I don't have time to reply. See you later virgins!

[-] warmaster@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

"That's ~~my~~ no secret. Anyone could have me"

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, the female friend basically said 'I am so hot anyone I want (for example you) would love to have me as a girlfriend'.

By denying that, he denied her self worth.

Of course, her stance doesn't take into account things like personal preference or matching personalities.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Or how unattractive that mindset itself is. It's like the opposite of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 22 points 1 month ago

I'm sure everyone has their own answer to this question but I would really like her to clarify, what do you mean 'have me'?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Please let it be pegging

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I think the better clarification we need to make is that this is 4chan and thus utterly made-up bullshit, or designed to further an agenda.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

So many comments giving OP advice on how to get into a relationship with the girl. Has a single person here, at all, considered that maybe, just maybe, OP genuinely didn't want a relationship with this girl..?

I also think deflecting with "nah you couldn't" would be funny in the right context. Follow it with a joke about increasing her powerlevel first and you're good

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Hahaha. Just another case of being gay unbeknownst to OP.

[-] Ardycake@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It's funny, I has this exact scenario play out with a guy friend in college. It ruined our friendship. We were friends for maybe two years at that point and I was taken aback because I never saw him as anything but a friend and he even had a girlfriend at the time!

After that exchange, he got so awkward the friendship fell apart. We still had classes together but he avoided me and I was not pressed to be near him, so we never saw each other again after that semester.

[-] bravot10@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

What would be a good response? "Maybe. But you just made it much less likely with that sentence alone."

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is a very fitting song for this.

Garbage - Stupid Girl

Stupid Girl Lyrics

[Verse 1]

You pretend you're high

Pretend you're bored

Pretend you're anything

Just to be adored

And what you need

Is what you get

[Pre-Chorus]

Don't believe in fear

Don't believe in faith

Don't believe in anything

That you can't break

[Chorus]

You stupid girl (Ah)

You stupid girl (Ah)

All you had, you wasted (Ah)

All you had, you wasted (Ah)

[Verse 2]

What drives you on (Drives you on)

Can drive you mad (Drive you mad)

A million lies to sell yourself

Is all you ever had

[Pre-Chorus]

Don't believe in love

Don't believe in hate

Don't believe in anything

That you can't waste

[Chorus]

You stupid girl (Ah)

You stupid girl (Ah)

Can't believe you fake it (Ah)

Can't believe you fake it (Ah)

[Instrumental Break]

[Pre-Chorus]

Don't believe in fear

Don't believe in pain

Don't believe in anyone

That you can't tame

Basically, if this is a representative sample of this girl's personality ...

(huge if there, this is a single 4chan post lol)

... then she is a textbook narcissist, potentially to the point of being diagnosable with NPD if she doesn't grow out of this attitude, get a reality check that actually sinks into the subconscious.

A spoiled, pampered brat whose never been told no, who never gets any real, meaningful interaction or validation, and tries to fill that void with a grandiose self image, absurd overconfidence and privelege.

Angelica from Rugrats.

...And my take here would be the same if the genders/sexes were reversed, or some other combo.

It is pretty not normal for anybody to have that kind of interaction with anybody else, to just boisterously state they could have 'insert random person', then have rando anon just flatly reply 'sorry not interested', ... and then throw a giant hissy fit.

I am seriously hoping this interaction occures between 12 or 14 year olds, but looking at the horror kaleidoscope that is social media these days?

Yeah, could be anybody, any age, at this point.

this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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