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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 59 points 1 month ago

Bro this is basically an invitation for you to say "prove it"

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

lol you are jellous bro you don't have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

i'm sure you've slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I've hit before you know, haha sexually that is.

[-] Sprawl@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

She does cheap ear piercings on the side.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Damn this white boy quirked up!

[-] Hiyo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Read this in JFK's voice from clone high ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Lol you caught at least 8 n counting with this. there's some real anger hahaha nice jorb

[-] mjg@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Opps.. one female is calling me. I don't have time to reply. See you later virgins!

this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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