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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

mr zucc seems to need some privacy

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[-] SattaRIP 4 points 3 weeks ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I already wasn't going to

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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