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[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Get away from me

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I already wasn't going to

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