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[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

We have been painting wood eggs, one per person, per year, for over a decade. Reuse them every year and every year the hunt gets longer.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Your 37 year old child: dad please we have enough eggs and I have to be at work in 45 minutes

You: YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU FIND THEM ALL

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Pretty much. There’s like 60 of them now. Can’t remember whereTF we put them all

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

That's a way better tradition. Bet you got a nice set of eggs

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago

that's actually super dope

[-] feannag@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

We're doing the same thing! Only been 2 years so far but excited to see the collection grow!

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's a lot to unpack here:

  1. This is going to be one of things future generations look back on like we look back at the Great Depression (I'm trying not to think about Great Depression 2)
  2. The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.
  3. Why can't people just use the reusable plastic eggs? Bonus is you can put candy inside.

Edit: Okay, thank you. Apparently we just did "Easter Eggs" wrong growing up.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 41 points 4 months ago

um. you eat the dyed eggs. did your family just toss em?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in an egg salad.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Put the eggs in an egg salad? But then you'll get egg egg salad. Nobody wants egg egg salad.

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[-] ValiantDust@feddit.org 18 points 4 months ago

Wait, do people just throw away the eggs?

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

No. Not us or anyone I know anyway. We decorate eggs, and have some plastic hollow eggs we've used for maybe 10 years to hide stuff in. Then we eat egg salad for a couple of days.

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

It's a relief to read that, I was having a severe culture shock there for a moment.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Usually, yeah. People will hide them for kids to find or they'll sit out as decorations for a few days. By the time they're done being "Easter eggs" they're all kinds of nasty / spoiled. (American eggs require refrigeration)

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Bruh you hard boil them before you hide them.

They go right into egg salad/ deviled eggs after the game.

[-] mrks@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

This whole thread is sending me 😂

[-] waterbird 10 points 4 months ago

my family would dye the eggs as a big event, and then store them in the fridge and eat them. i never knew people would just throw them away.

we are also german, though- we do the whole popping a hole in the shell and blowing the inside out in order to make the decorative ones that one leaves at room temperature.

how irrational to dye them and then let them spoil.

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[-] ImADifferentBird 10 points 4 months ago

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You hide them THE DAY OF the Easter egg hunt. And you go round up the ones the kids don't find after. No spoilage unless you miss one.

And you don't just leave hard boiled eggs sitting out. If you want decorations you can leave out, you hollow out the eggs before decorating.

Seriously, this all sounds like a you issue. Who just leaves eggs out as "decoration"?

[-] ValiantDust@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Does this egg-washing thing Americans do mean you have to keep them refrigerated even if they are hard-boiled? Because where I live you can keep hard-boiled eggs for days or even weeks even at room temperature. I never heard of anyone just throwing away the eggs they hide for kids. You hide them, the kids find them, you put them in the fridge, you eat them.

Edit: I don't know if you added the part about refrigeration later or I just missed it before. That answers my question. I guess it makes sense because the shell will be porous. Wow, I never considered this affects easter customs.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 months ago

idk what the fuck everyone else is talking about, we absolutely ate those hardboiled dyed eggs

[-] i_dont_want_to 14 points 4 months ago

Yeah I thought I was going nuts here. The eggs seemed like one of the least wasteful parts of the whole celebration.

[-] reiterationstation@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

That’s unusual. Not usual. People ate those eggs.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

We put the hard boiled ones back to the fridge and use hollow ones as decoration - you make a small hole at the top and the bottom, blow out the good stuff, make an omelette or something and let the shell dry out. You can keep those as a decoration that doesn't spoil.

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[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Yup, plastic is always a great solution to something temporary and likely disposed of.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Searches "how to turn humanity into plastic"

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Who’s throwing away the plastic eggs? We reused ours every year.

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[-] ImADifferentBird 14 points 4 months ago

The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.

How so? Did your family just throw out the eggs after Easter or something? Because we always just ate them in the days after when I was a kid.

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 13 points 4 months ago

We made pretty the eggs we would've boiled and eaten anyway. The week after easter we'd be all 'dad, you ate the one i wanted to eat!!' because we decorated it the prettiest so it was ours. It was incredibly rare the eggs didn't get eaten. We also had hollowed out eggshells my grandmother painted that we'd put in a place of honor every year.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Eastern European or Slavic ancestry? My family is partly Czech and my aunt did kraslice eggs, they were hollowed out and painted with elaborate designs, we had a bunch in the breakfront cabinet.

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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago
  1. Yes
  2. Don’t you drain them out? Weird. Make the patterns, make a tiny hole, drain it out. That way you get an omelette.
  3. Plastic is bad. Truthfully, I don’t know enough about the carbon footprint of a chicken egg, but the plastic will live forever.
[-] waterbird 9 points 4 months ago

you realise you can eat the dyed eggs, right?

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

This joker be like:

ewww... color.

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

I dunno, I heard eating rainbow eggs makes you gay.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

I'd say use it would be better to make and decorate paper mache eggs so as to not add to the plastic demand. Also it sounds more fun to make with kids.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The whole trend (potato or egg) is just a waste of food. Always has been.

If you leave a potato in the yard forgotten you might end up with another potato.

Alternatively, if you use fertilized chicken eggs, you might end up with a similar issue.

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[-] Drusas@fedia.io 32 points 4 months ago

No. No, they're not.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 4 months ago

Strong depression vibes

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

What an utterly embarrassing time to be an American.

Our historic legacy is going to be that of a fool generation that votes against our own interests and fails to stand up for ourselves.

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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago

In ~~Soviet Russia~~ america, we use potato for everything.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Americans: doing jokes about our lack of a very important food product is very inappropriate and immoral!

Irish: you want some potatoes with those eggs?

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

This is stupid. No one is dying potatoes.

[-] reiterationstation@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Videos on how to dye marshmallows, potatoes and even onions have begun to circulate on social media and news websites.

You’re right. Only asshole influencers or whatever you want to call them are making these videos for clicks.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Waste of food either way. I don’t know of hardly anyone that ate the eggs after dyeing anyway.

Edit: apparently I was surrounded by odd people that didn’t eat the eggs.

[-] Policeshootout@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

My family always did..

[-] desktop_user 10 points 4 months ago

I don't know anyfamily who didn't eat most if not all of the died eggs after or around Easter.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

My family always did as well. Eggs goldenrod with rainbow whites.

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[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

So when are we getting colorful flour sacks for children's clothing again

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Why not use plastic eggs instead? Can even put stuff better than egg inside them.

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