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Just off the top of my head, there's Scarecrow, Ivy, Harley, Hugo Strange, Kirk Langstrom, and I think I read that Freeze had his revoked.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago

Batman is the world's greatest detective. His villains need to compete on an intellectual level, and in fiction a doctorate is short-hand for "smart" and "an expert in the field."

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago

Good point. I suppose there are only so many Killer Crocs and Solomon Grundys you can have before he's just abusing guys with learning disabilities.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

My favorite moment from the old Batman animated show was when the rogues were sitting around telling their stories about how they almost got Batman. Actually, I wouldn't do it justice, just watch it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UUr7bM1A6s

Of course there's a twist at the end that changes the moment a bit, but it was still hilarious.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I love when the goon sees Batman in a room and walks right the fuck back out like he saw nothing.

https://youtu.be/pMd4S-LkywI

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

"Something goin' on in there?"

"Nope."

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

That episode is both one of my favorite pieces of Batman media ever, and also an excellent example of both a "lower decks" episode and a vignette episode. Absolute gem of the whole series.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Killer Croc has skin condition, not learning disability.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 47 points 5 days ago

A deeply traumatized sociopath trust fund billionaire that keeps bullying the scientists who only want to save the planet.

Yup, that tracks.

Wait…

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 5 days ago

I'm doing a PhD right now. I understand.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 48 points 5 days ago

So it's about a billionaire punishing intellectuals who want to reshape society?

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

I feel like Bruce Wayne could save Batman a lot of work with the right investments in social programs...

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago

As I understand it, Bruce already spends a lot of money helping Gotham, but the city is so corrupt it’s slow going.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

That's how I've seen people explain it. Like everyone who has access to the funds is basically taking a bit for themselves. And if not, then almost everyone is incredibly easy to bribe or pay off somehow.

Basically Gotham is corrupt to the absolute core (think every facet of city government, all the bureaucrats and city workers and such) and the League was right to have a plan to wipe it off the map.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

There are also multiple lazarus pits under the city contaminating the drinking water, the pits are known to cause mental instability, and the city might be cursed.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

The city is absolutely cursed. Wasn't it originally built on or near a native American burial ground or something? Or is that just Grundy and his swamp?

Plus the multiple Lazarus pit thing.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

If it's in America, it's built on an Indian burial ground.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

A billionaire beating up a bunch of starving postdocs!

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Fuck. Elon is the hero we deserve.

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Education leads to radicalization lol

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

He doesn't have a doctorate but Joker is stated to be an expert chemist almost on par with Scarecrow, just different focuses.

Ra's Al Ghul is 600 years old, a master of multiple martial arts and languages, has first-hand knowledge of all kinds of history, and is the leader of the League of Shadows.

And I'd be willing to throw most supernatural villains in the list too.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

It's not the intelligence I find as interesting as the formal education prior to villainy.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I just remembered Hush.

Tom Elliot was one of Bruce's childhood friends, but always kind of a psychopath. He set up his parents murder, and then used his inheritance to go to medical school and become a master surgeon.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

I think also Manbat?

To be fair, the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Yep, Man-Bat is Kirk Langstrom. I wasn't sure which name was more recognizable.

[-] undecidedyellow@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

My spouse likes to remind me that I'm one bad lab accident away from becoming a super villain. He's not wrong.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That was back before degrees were financed with tax payer money.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago

Not in the US. Have you seen the cost of higher education?

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Continue the thought to its natural conclusion: That was back before degrees were financed with tax payer money... which allowed people to fall into indentured servitude with debilitating repayment schemes that most will carry until they die. Pros: Someone way smarter than you is making your coffee, waiting on you, driving you around, and delivering your packages. Cons: Society doesn't actually get to benefit from the advanced degree it fronted the money for.

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