El trabajo libera.
Agua que no has de vever.... Cate me duo LA razon....
No-no no!..Agua paso por mi casa....dejala correr!
No no no....
¡Más vale solo, que mal que por bien no venga!
Es de sabios, lo comete cualquiera
¡Un error, se comete al equivocarse!
¡Cría cuervos y te diré quien eres!
Dime con quién andas y te sacaran los ojos.
No por mucho madrugar, jamás su tronco endereza.
Árbol que crece temprano amanece más torcido.
El que porfía y no se arriesga, cruza venados en el mar.
El león cree que todos son de arrepentidos esta lleno el infierno.
Una persona que tenga cuatro ojos ve más que dos personas que tengan uno sólo.
Ladra que muerde no perra.
Perro que no ha de ladrar, déjalo morder.
Más vale prevenir que cien volando.
Más vale pájaro en mano que lamentar.
No hay nada nuevo que dure cien años.
No hay mal bajo el sol.
El que rie a último traga mas pinole.
El que tiene más saliva rie mejor.
El que no se arriesga, jamás su tronco endereza.
Árbol que crece torcido no cruza el mar.
Dime con quién andas y te enderezare el tronco.
Árbol que crece torcido y te diré quien eres.
Más vale andar sólo que ser invitado.
Más vale llegar a tiempo que mal acompañado.
El que a dos amos ayuda, más temprano amanece
¡Más vale arrepentimiento oportuno, que mal que por bien no venga!
For anyone suspicious, check the community you're in, and then check the site this is from. Don't eat the Onion.
Fucking lol, I realized it was satire when I read "Adalf McKuklux," then saw what community I was in.
I'm surprised this wasn't in The Onion community.
Adalf McKuklux, known friend of John Racism
What year is this again?
Starting to feel like it is not the drugs distorting time
Don’t worry. It’s just satire.
Edit: well maybe worry, but not for this specific article.
Don’t worry. It’s just satire.
.... Yet
I feel like they should have posted this yesterday...
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