I fucking hate that I need to defend this guy, but like, have you guys seen the video? It was very clearly a joke. A joke. There are so, so many things to get pissed off about when it comes to him alone, focusing on a dumb joke is embarrassing. If a democrat said the same thing nobody here would bat an eye.
Absolutely. With these kind of focuses, the GOP doesn't have to make conscientious efforts of distraction. People make dumb jokes. People have small hands. People have combovers, bad skin, weird voices and big bellies. Bringing up these things will just start unimportant conversations in field of politics. Instead focus on actual policies which are fucking over people.
Its 2025 you don't need to lie to make republicans look stupid, just read the news smh
Vance is such a smoothbrain, he probably thought it's called Greenland because of how lush it is.
Calling it Greenland was always a branding exercise.
Vance in Las Vegas " Where the fuck are all the meadows?!?"
TIL what Las Vegas means. But apparently, there was originally some meadows there?
Las Vegas was lush and green when it was settled. As more people arrived, the spring water that kept it that way dried up
That would require learning a piece of a language other than English …. He’d be an illegal immigrant, hardened criminal, gang member. That mascara is a sure sign of Tren de Aragua membership
I like to think of it more that the old Norse had a good sense of humor.
Well the guy was banished from Iceland IIRC, so he had a good reason to hype up this new found land.
No, no, the newfound land is a scooch southwest
Geography has never been my strong point, but even I know Greenland is the cold one and Iceland is the green one.
No silly Iceland is a supermarket!
"Hey Donald, I've got new information, we should reevaluate this Greenland thing"
"have you heard about it? It sounds beautiful! Not cold or snowy like Iceland."
I think ppl in Greenland did that just to troll idiots like Vance. Same with guys on Iceland...
Is this.. is this like, for real? Sorry I can't tell anymore..
... The Bush era joke is still holding up:
Americans learn geography via which countries they (threaten to) invade.
... I guess it is just fully beyond a joke and is now just completely literally true.
"Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people, but they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad."
Leif Erikson's trolling continues to claim victims
Just another reminder how stupid the people elected in US really are…
Yeah but some of them weren't elected. America is due for a civil war
I still have hope for non-violent fix.
But that hope is melting fast…
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done."
It's named Greenland to fool the Americans out of invading Iceland.
And people think they're immune to propaganda. Probably the majority read this meme and think Vance is just that stupid.
I mean he probably is that stupid, but not because of this particular instance of making a joke about the cold.
I was about to say that we shouldn't except factual information in a community where people post memes and jokes, but to my surprise, the rules of this community say "no misinformation". So I guess we should expect factual information here.
For Greenland is a hell of a place
It's a place that's never green
Where there's ice and there's snow and the whalefishes blow
And the daylight's seldom seen, brave boys
The daylight's seldom seen
Every day my mind is blown how actually stupid these people are. I wake up tead the news and wonder if it's The Onion or what
He was clearly joking when he said that. Like, there are a million legitimate things to pick on him about. Let's not invent them.
It's a sad time when the onion cannot compete with actual real news.
Hey Boss, did you know that Greenland is mostly covered with ice? Why we want it anyway? - JD Vance
Isn't it like one of those "kids first geography fun fact" stuff that gets taught everywhere? Like you'd have to be actively disinterested in the world not to know it?
And it's not even all that green either.
It was ironically named. Greenland is not green and Iceland is actually quite green.
Another victim of Red's og scam to get Icelandic vikings to move there
I will bet money that both Vance and Trump confused Greenland for Iceland.
The centuries old gambit of switching names between Iceland and Greenland finally pays off!
USA education in a nutshell
Bold of you to assume they believe in controversial hypotheses like "latitude".
It's full of snow, and not the kind Jr likes
Bro never seen a world map
If it’s all ice then why is it called Green?
And you don't see them pulling the same shit with Iceland. I guess the name trick worked in the end.
That is some huge thinks
He is a Republican politician, in other words, he is dumb as a brick. Sentences like "It is cold here" when he is next to Santa Clause home turf are to be expected.
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