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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

We were trying to play a game and she had an update.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

That "Sigh..." when she realizes she'll actually have to type the word like a caveman.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is this from the signal group chat?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

bomb Japan

OK done

Yepan
Jamen
Sigh..
Yemen!

oh.. umm
let's keep the messaging tight on this one

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago

I wish my stepdad was this supportive

[-] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

I wish I had this kind of relationship with my stepdaughters.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 71 points 4 days ago
[-] kingofras@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

!AneurysmPosting@sopuli.xyz

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago

Maybe read the message before pressing send?

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Why shuold I do thst,?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

why would anyone do that

edit: i mistakenly didnt make any mistakes

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's the only time you will, even auto correct will work flawlessly for you when ~~your~~ you're intentionally trying to make mistakes by typing large and complicated words.

Edit: it still can't fix your to you're

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

My phone will correct ducking to fucking but if I want to type ducking I have to correct it

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

It can, but only when it's incorrect to do so.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

I can't seem to learn this. I'm so used to being able to edit messages post sending them that I just use the send button as a save command. Type something. Ctrl S, go back and edit.

It's dumb, but I still do it.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I never had that problems. My messages are always perfect on the first to-do.

(This is a joke. I intentionally didn't fix my autocorrect.)

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I do this very often on Lemmy as well because I used to have trouble with the app I use (works great now) but when it first came out accidentally clicking the wrong button would sometimes crash it or knock me back to the page before or my home feed. Then I'd realize I lost 2 paragraphs of text I typed and I'd say well fuck if it's long enough that you don't want to find that exact comment again to respond to and type it over, it probably wasn't worth typing anyways. (Which unfortunately decreases interactions for users on the site, which ultimately hurts how many active users we end up with.).

Now I'm just making excuses for myself being feisty with my keyboard.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 38 points 4 days ago

Last message shoulda been "don't mind the flag", like porky pig just giving up on what he wanted to say originally

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Iggity-iggit-ig-ig-ig-uhhh, don't mind the flag.

That's actually a real strategy that stutterers use to get around hard phrases, they just rephrase what they mean.

[-] girlthing 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is so wholesome!

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

Water boy Cajun:

β€œYou can do it!”

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

Autocorrect just bailed on her lmao

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 23 points 4 days ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

(Cyberpunk sting plays)

[-] Yoga@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Autocorrect only works when you use the enter or spacebar. Sending a one word message is just asking for it

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

In the words of waltz: πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ punch and burn the flag.

[-] MochiEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Upvote for Vessel avatar

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 17 points 4 days ago

Your girlfriend's daughter is drunk.

[-] Allfamk7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

good sport old pal

[-] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago
[-] hungryphrog 2 points 3 days ago

I'd be more than glad to ignite that flag.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Top notch banter.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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