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“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
I think you're missing a 'not' after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
I only realised after reading your comment.
Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.
There's person holding the baby that's been shopped out
Child labor laws ruined this country
And then the car clapped
This just makes me angry
Because his white fit will get filthy?
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would've just bought my mom a new car.
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mother of the year
Weird. I'm used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other's posts.
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
Because you just got wooshed.
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They're too short for this.
I don't know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak
Nothing gets past you two
My God it’s a joke
You guys downvote for this? They should have replied instead of downvoted
Ye of little faith.
Babys first huff of gas fumes
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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