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[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

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[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

holes... ok.

I was gonna say the 3 balls is below view of penis and balls. While 2 balls are boobies.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Binary and trinary

[-] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.

[-] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 week ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

shit, how did i add lemmy on signal?????

[-] gingersaffronapricat@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?

[-] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

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[-] dick_fineman@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

[-] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

This is like choosing a door on squid games

[-] drascus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Booba and pp?

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

[-] fff45667@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

2 circles for #2, 3 for #3. You piss in the sink.

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