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[-] donuts@lemmy.world 175 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 73 points 1 week ago

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

[-] oxysis@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

[-] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago
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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[-] JusticeForPorygon 36 points 1 week ago
[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago
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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

6 Good dice roll

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[-] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago
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[-] molten@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

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[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The one on the right are for users of these

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[-] FUsername@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

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