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Do you blow your nose one nostril at a time or both at once?

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 month ago

one at a time for maximum delta-P

[-] grranibal@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Found the engineer

[-] jimmy90@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

and also, actually make sure you empty each one

a lot of people seem to just blow and wiggle around like it's magic

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fun fact, your body uses only one nostril at a time and closes the other.
It switches throughout the day and keeps nostrils moists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle

[-] SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Now I wonder how many of you put your fingers under your nose while breathing to double check.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I'm learning that there are people who blow their nose with both nostrils at the same time.

This feels like when I discovered that there are people who wipe their butts from behind.

[-] yool_ooloo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

dear god, how else do you wipe your butt?

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Does... Does this person reach through the legs from the front?

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's how I do it! While still sitting down of course. I used to do it the other way standing up but find this easier and works better

[-] vfsh 2 points 1 month ago

Ahahaha I'm the exact opposite, used to wipe sitting down back to front like you and switched to standing up front to back because it was easier

[-] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry but what is wrong with you.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Standing? Aren't you worried about poop chunks falling everywhere?

[-] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

That's weird. You're weird.

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah but you basically said the same thing to someone who does the opposite so I'm just going to assume your strategy is to not wipe at all, which is weird

[-] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

No, standing is weird and wiping back to front is weird.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

TC 4-02.3. FIELD HYGIENE AND SANITATION

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I can't blow my nose at all. Some weird mental block. I sniffle incessantly and drive everyone nuts instead.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

can you exhale hard out while your mouth is shut?

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Right? How does this person find things mildly amusing without blowing air through their nose?

[-] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

One at the time.

[-] tiefling 6 points 1 month ago

Both at once like a turbo engine. My sinuses are huge due to a lifetime of allergies

[-] bolapara@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

One at a time. I also can focus the energy on either the more front of the nose or the back of the nose towards the throat. I wish I could explain how but I cannot and it would be good if my kids could do it because it can help a lot.

[-] trouble@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I don’t really blow it, I just pick and flick

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Both at once, hard enough to shoot boogers right through the tissue with a satisfying thwack. Bonus points if the neighbors move out because of the noise

[-] BoulevardBlvd 4 points 1 month ago
[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Rapid vacillation between the two.

[-] jBoi@szmer.info 3 points 1 month ago
[-] jamhmgenau@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

First right, then left. Very gentle, as overpressure is bad.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Snot rockets, marathoner style.

[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Very carefully.

[-] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Naah for some reason I find it incredibly disgusting. Instead, I scream till it gets out.

[-] ByteMe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on what is clogged

[-] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Draw as hard as i can so it all goes to mouth and spit it out. I thought that's the only way :D

[-] Zorsith 1 points 1 month ago

One at a time. Cant get enough pressure to do both at once.

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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