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[-] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 122 points 2 days ago
[-] einlander@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

Phew, 2 ways to read it and they may both be wrong.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I didn't think a single word could be poetry, but here we are.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Solid portmanteau

[-] djsoren19 80 points 2 days ago

Holy shit, finally a solution to my back pain that I can get behind! Now, is there anyone big enough to get behind me?

[-] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago
[-] djsoren19 19 points 2 days ago

Look, if all the horny femboy posting I already do hasn't attracted anyone to my dms, I'm not sure anything will.

[-] Zorsith 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

djsoren19 calls for aid!

And Bad Dragon shall answer

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[-] djsoren19 33 points 2 days ago

Nah sorry, I don't know any sign language, American or otherwise.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Well there's your problem: you don't have a pelvis.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You may have back pain if you try to sit up without one

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

Original tweet quote translation:

"After inserting the giant butt plug, the [strained back/slipped disk] pain disappeared"

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

The Japanese says she stuck it into her anus......

[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Chronicle back brain

[-] generaloutrank@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Pain in the Back, the Chronicles.

[-] polle@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Does someone has the source?

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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