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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by not_IO to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 4 months ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[-] sus@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[-] not_IO 6 points 4 months ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

Notice me, sudoers πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 4 months ago

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 months ago

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago
[-] not_IO 2 points 4 months ago
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
206 points (100.0% liked)

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