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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by not_IO to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] not_IO 2 points 2 days ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[-] sus@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[-] not_IO 6 points 1 week ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

Notice me, sudoers πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 week ago

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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