Aw man, it's Chris Hansen
You can't make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
no, you can. they're all pedophiles. every single one.
You can, but no one would be interested because "it's just not realistic." This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
I wonder how long before the fake org called "doge" seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just "waste, fraud and abuse" to bust what are probably mostly qons.
Hopefully it's done by the states, so they can't defend it.
Bloomington Police Department jail
It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.
Bloomington is a city in the Twin Cities metro. They're local cops.
Prosecutions that aren't federal are done by the state. Cities cannot prosecute. The district attorney who prosecutes does so in the name of the state, even if the district attorney is elected by the city. Mayors cannot pardon.
And if the DA drops a case without justificstion, the State Attorney General could pick up the prosecution.
I'm shocked.
Crazy huh...
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
Tyrants and capitalists (working together)
Trump and Epstei- oh wait…
christianity and pedophilia?
republicans and christianity?
communists and hating communists?
Trump and Vance
dude how often do you even see them in a room together?
My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they're all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.
that's very fair. telling fascists apart can be a problem.
Capitalism and fascism
Every accusation is a confession. The qons accuse normal Americans of having "derangement syndrome", meanwhile it is quite clear the magamaniacs are the ones with derangement.
If you are a public figure why would you risk this? I am not confident, but I am pretty sure there was some mid teir Diddy or Epstien he could have talk to.
Whatever. Not surprised, hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.
Their God emperor Krasnov once said he could shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose a vote, and they want to be just like him when they grow up.
you don't understand power, fascists, or pedophiles. but I repeat myself.
The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.
they actually... oh god does somebody want to explain that to them? I don't have it in me.
That timing could not have been any better...
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More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
Good thing this is usually covered by state law enforcement. Federal wouldn't do shit.
Really… is anyone actually shocked?
I'm kinda shocked the cops arrested one of their own, yeah.
Just at the timing
The comedic timing there was GOLD.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get "Jewish space lasers" and "pizza parlor child fight club rings."
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like "God's not dead 23" that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it's Festivus.
That's the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It's like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He's deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don't know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
We all hate this guy, don't get me wrong, but making disgusting claims like that just lowers us to their level.
You can be a pedophile without being an HOA president.
More importantly, if you are guilty of any of those things, you are almost certainly a Republican.
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