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submitted 1 week ago by Kenowdoc@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

Sometimes they forge new relationships.

[-] trinsec@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

That's nuts.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

I think that's actually a textile cat.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 5 points 1 week ago

Or an apprentice Locksmith cat.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm totally steeling this joke

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025

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