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[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Extrovert problems.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago

Me at work fucking up my career

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 40 points 2 days ago

The other way around. The humour at work is dark.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 days ago

we had a conversation about ritual suicide at work the other day and my coworker i'm the closest with was like "if that's what we're doing, i guess that's what we're doing"

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A coworker once started a conversation with "I wonder how much it would cost to purchase a child".

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Russian orphans are not free... Can't say otherwise.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Too much paperwork.

[-] NecroParagon@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Otherwise what are we even doing here.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm so jealous. Masking my humour at work for the last seven years has left me nearly sane, stopped even talking to myself when I'm alone because I'm so boring now. I hardly ever wink at myself in a mirror anymore, I'm beside myself...

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We went from the housing situation to how the specific bridge at the Frankfurt Airport is not only comfy, but you also have a splatter party from people jumping from it, over if you could suicide by jumping from the height of our office, and ended with that people jumping but surviving (and vegetating in a wheelchair) must feel damn bad about not even being able to get that right.

The main driving force in those conversations is the group's boss (so my boss's boss).

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking. We are EXTREMELY racist at work. Toward everyone. Of like 12 people, only 3 are the same race.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Something something "its not racist if we are ALL racist!" /s

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

And the only (cis and therefore official) woman is either called dwarf or quota

[-] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 days ago

Imagine having not 1, but multiple friend groups

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

They're just talking about the three Discord servers they go on.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

3 different Twitch streams they're a regular on.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

If you include cosplay, perhaps.

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

oh sure, rub it in, mr multiple friend groups

[-] Jimius@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago

My on-line persona, my work persona and home persona are 3 different people. I totally understand OP

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Work, home, online (anonymous), online (WoW friends), online (Elite Dangerous friends), online (Street Fighter friends), IRL friends.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I have a 3 day work conference coming up and will need to constantly remind myself that they are a bunch of normies who won't appreciate my humor or atypical value system.

[-] runner_g 5 points 2 days ago

There will be others telling themselves the same thing. Be yourself, attract those like you. Start a cult. Take over the conference.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Normally I agree with you. When I used to go to catering conventions I'd let let myself off the leash. Hospitality industry people appreciate my antics. By the end of those trips there would always be people coming up to me to ask, "Aren't you the guy that ______?"

This is a particularly small group (18 people including me and my director) and I've moved from hospitality to healthcare. I don't know everyone super well but I know them well enough to know that I need to behave.

[-] runner_g 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, depending on the corner of healthcare you are in, that makes sense.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I am the one who jokes!

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

has more than one friend group | has more than one friend | has a friend 😭

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

Gotta make sure that you are logged into the correct account on Lemmy, don't cross the streams.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I have like 20 different personalities istg, I don't even know who I am anymore

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

MPD or DID, perhaps?

Nah jk, we adapt to people to make ourselves more likable.

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